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There was really never much of a chance that we were going to head into the theaters and spend actual money to see The Three Stooges. The old film strips — while fine and dandy is you were heading back from a night out on the town and perhaps getting high and eating pizza, or some other bit of terrible idea — weren’t really our thing, so odds were that we weren’t going to try our hand at the knock-off version of those three bumbling idiots. But then, this review over at The A.V. Club sealed the deal when it concluded with this question:
How did they make Vergara look so awful?
And now there’s REALLY no reason to see it. Really, really look at the lovely Sofia Vergara. How the hell DOES one make her look unattractive? Boo to you, Three Stooges!