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Writing as I pack My Bags…

I really should’ve titled this article ‘How to Get Laid in Vegas without Paying for it,” but I’m sure you guys will get the point.

Vegas is the Real Deal

Vegas, Baby!

I’ve made a rule with myself and I really don’t see it changing anytime in the foreseeable future. When someone says ‘Vegas’, I say yes. No questions asked.

And while I don’t have enough time in this article to personally explain why I say ‘yes’ every time, I want to answer an even better question. “How do you get laid in Vegas?”

Vegas is the party epicenter of the world. The hotels, the casinos, the pools – every last detail of the city was constructed for the sole purpose of having a good time. The women pour in by the thousands and the world class night clubs are open well into the morning. The tourists and travelers alike don’t have the slightest worry in the world and having nothing on their minds except leaving with a smile on their face and a massive hangover to go with it. Vegas literally is an adult playground.

Parties Vs. Pretenders

Because of the environment, the city tends to bring out the inner party animal in every girl. The only problem is that some of these chicks that come to Vegas think partying means running around getting wasted, giggling with their friends, and making out with dudes before passing out drunk in their hotel rooms. No, no, no ladies – that’s what we call high school partying. Not Vegas partying.

So if the girl you’re with in is constantly going back and forth from you to her friends, ripping shots at a pace bound to have her passed out by 12, or if you are just getting the vibe that she’s trying to act like something she’s not, walk away. It’s not worth your time.

If you want any chance of getting lucky at the end of the night, you need to find yourself a chick that’s really trying to party.

Find Yourself a Keeper

When you think you found yourself a girl that you want to spend the evening with, you need to make sure she has the same intentions as you. And since you only have a few nights at the most to enjoy yourself, you’re allowed to be forward in Vegas. It’s completely acceptable, but just make sure you do in a friendly way.

Ask a question like “So what are we getting for breakfast tomorrow after we wake up?” or something like “I can’t wait till we get back my hotel room later. I bought this bottle of champagne I’ve been dying to crack open. Are you going to join in on the festivities?”

Her answer will tell it all. If you get a “Hell yeah!” you know the nights going to end with a bang, while a “I’m not sure about that…” is a red flag, but at least you’ll have enough time to find yourself a new girl.

When All Else Fails

If you’re having that much trouble deciphering between the two types of girls, you can always throw some cash around and find yourself a chick that will be the best of both worlds- the ultimate pretender that’s down to party anyway you want.

I’ll catch you on the flip side boys and I’m sure I’ll have a story to tell…

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