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Rick has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN the Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, Flak Magazine and The Morning News. The rest can be found here. He lives in Los Angeles, is a White Sox fan, and maintains a personal blog.

Adrianne Palicki
So, that new remake of the classic 80s Russian scare movie “Red Dawn” is finally about to be released. A few changes in the movie. Instead of wherever they were in the original, now they’re in Detroit. (Probably helps that you can literally blow up full blocks in the once-thriving city for a few bucks) And instead of the Russian menace, they are now facing North Koreans. But also, another change, is that this cast has Adrianne Palicki wielding guns and saving our country from an invasion, while the original … did not. That’s a big enough reason to get us in the theaters alone.
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