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Rick has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN the Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, Flak Magazine and The Morning News. The rest can be found here. He lives in Los Angeles, is a White Sox fan, and maintains a personal blog.

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Milla Jovovich

We are finally ready to make the following confession. Well, it’s not exactly a confession, as that kind of designates something that you’re ashamed of, and we clearly are not. You see, we have never seen any of the Resident Evil movies. Now, does that make us film snobs? Or people who aren’t into this whole zombie thing that’s been happening over the past decade? Or we just haven’t had time or money to spend on movies that look, frankly, like pieces of shit? Any of those are possibilities. But the fact is, one of the reasons that we haven’t seen them is DEFINITELY not because of the lovely leading lady, Milla Jovovich. Which is all a long way of saying, hey, look, here’s a bunch of hot photos of the lovely Milla Jovovich.

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