Haley Webb Is Hotter in 3D
I just came back from The Final Destination in 3d and I have to say that I was not disappointed. I’m not sure if I could really describe the plot, but can you blame me? How can you pay attention to that when the fairly attractive girls could die...
P.O.W. Check out the latest and greatest
The good news is that TheFrisky has a particularly awesome list about Celebrities that date Porn Stars… The bad news is that its one of those stupid 1 person per page for 11 pages lists… I’ll ruin the list for you by stating that Tommy...
Cool Shit: Tea Picked by Monkeys
According to legend that monkeys were first used to collect tea nearly ten centuries ago. After seeing his master attempt to retrieve the leaves from a wild tea tree, the monkey climbed up the cliff, collected the tea growing there and brought it...
Just When I Thought I Ran Out Of Hot Chicks
For those of you who checked out Inglourious Basterds this week end, I hope you were on the look out for Diane Kruger. She played as Bridget von Hammersmark, a German double agent. Let me know how she was… I have a feeling she might be a bit...
What Can We Learn From The Code of the Hobos?
In 1900, the town fathers of Britt, Iowa invited Tourist Union #63 to bring their annual convention to town, and the National Hobo Convention has been held each year in early to mid August ever since. Hobos stay in the “Hobo Jungle” telling...
Katherine Heigl Only Made $300k in Knocked Up
It’s amazing what you can learned from wasting your day away on Wikipedia. I’m not sure how I got there, but before I bumped into her entry I was looking at different ways to generate electricity for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. While...
Cool Shit: The $1000 iPhone Case
I can’t think of a better way to get the world economy back on track then sending a grand over seas. Sure there might be a bit of gold powder this, but the real value is in the craftsmanship. Created under the expert supervision of a Japanese...
P.O.W – GI Joe Drove Me To Drink Edition
Word on the street is that the G.I. Joe movie will rape and pillage any nostalgia you had for the old skool cartoons. On the bright side, a little of it came back when the dudes over at Gunaxin put together a quick list of the 10 most bad ass COBRA villains....
Cool Shit: Jet Blue All-You-Can-Jet Pass
Here’s something pretty nifty I came across in my travels. Jet Blue has a deal where, for the month of September, Jet Blue will fly you anywhere they go for just $599. Want to spend a a week or three island hopping in the Caribbean? They have...
TSB Labs: Inventing New Mountain Dew Flavors
Last Monday TSB was invited out to Mountain Dew’s Flavor unveiling party. I vaguely recall a brief conversation with some of Mountain Dew’s flavor scientists. As Mike Stoute and I (drunkenly) rattled off flavors, every now and then we would...
Science You Can Use: Swear Your Brains Out
Every now and then here at TSB Mag we have a duty to society to spread the latest scientific news to the masses. So when I stumbled upon this study performed at Britain’s Keele University, I knew I had to get on my virtual soapbox and deliver the news....
Barb Wire Version Of Pamela Anderson
I’ve grown bored of the girls who can kick my ass series, but I feel I could pump out a few more out “for the lulz”. Pamela Anderson is a strange little creature… sometimes she looks hot enough to make it worth risking STDs ...
Cool Shit: Lifesaver Bottle
For those of you not in the know, the word on the street is that the world is going to end sometime in 2012. I’m sure the world is going to end all scientifically… The reversing of the magnetic poles causing the Earth to rip itself asunder....
P.O.W – List Edition
There seems to be a big move in other websites rocking top lists…. Here are some of the ballsier ones I’ve come across lately: Top 19 Hottest Newscasters in America Top Sexiest Newspapers in the World 20 Types of Marijuana Dealers Most Expensive...
Hudson Leick Could Beat Me To a Pulp
I don’t we have maybe Xena: Warrior Princess fans here at TSB, but you’re missed out if you haven’t. Hot chicks dressed in leather and metal bra’s, swinging swords and killing stuff with Lesbian overtones… whats not to love?...
Cool Shit: The Predator Pool Table
A super sharp balance of wood, metal, and glass, this pool table is a piece of art. I don’t have a spare forty grand laying around, but if TSBmag gives me a huge raise (I think I’m worth 10grand a post) one of the first things I would buy...
I Would Let Angelina Jolie Kick My Ass Anyday
While there’s probably an infinite number of hot chicks who’d I want to toss me around the room, Angelina Jolie has to be in the top three. As much as I’d love to say that her voicing Tigress in Kung Fu Panda greatly influenced my...
Cool Shit: Cardboard Deer Head
Not everyone can have the luxury of growing up in a log cabin with a deer head over the fireplace like PeteTheFreshman. Any rabid PTF fans want to vicariously relive my childhood? The real thing goes on ebay for hundreds of bucks, but you can pick up...
Pimp It Out Wednesday Returns!
While pretending to work I spend a great deal of my day surfing the interwebs. I’m pretty sure I’m addicted. In a given day I spend a good 14 hours of it in front of a glowing rectangle. Anyways here’s what some choice tid bits I’ve...
Make The Girl Dance Now With Fat Dude!
I’ve just polished off a bottle of cheap wine and only honesty comes with being this drunk… Lately I’ve been a little lack luster about my posts. I remember the days back when the mere mention of a hot chick post cause comments to skyrocket...
