How not to score: Man, this guy may never get a date again. Bo Wyble is the fella who sat in the outfield at a Houston Astros game with his girlfriend, who told him before hand that she was afraid of getting hit by a foul ball. So, when one comes their...
The MatriXXX: You may remember Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus in the ground-breaking sci-fi movie. Turns out, he has an 18-year-old daughter named Montana, and she’s shooting, ahem adult features for Vivid video. The really odd part is that the younger...
Katie Green: Have you ever noticed that the Wonderbra is always advertised using photos of women who have absolutely no use for it? English model Katie Green is one such woman. Cognitive dissonance aside, it’s lovely to meet her. Katie GreenIf you...
Max Points for Degree of Difficulty: I must admit that I’m one of those people who thinks the Tour de France is extremely boring. An impressive display of endurance? Yes. But not a spectator sport. That is, until you let the Aussies in. After all...
Wood or Iron?: People play golf in the summertime. I don’t really understand it, because I tend to melt into a puddle of goo just walking down to the mailbox on a 100 degree day, but to each his own. Or her own. That’s my segue to the Golf Babes...
The Last Airbender: I’ll be honest here. I think M. Night Shyamalan is an overpaid hack. He made one great movie (Sixth Sense), two I don’t mind watching (Signs and Unbreakable) and the rest has been a slow slide into everything plodding, pedantic...
Melissa Cunningham: It’s easy to become a temporary celebrity these days. All you have to do is be reasonably attractive and do something crazy enough to get your name a-hoppin’ on the Googles. Melissa Cunningham is one of those people. Her name...
The A-Team: This phenomenon of rehashing old TV shows is kind of baffling to me. Those who are old enough to remember the original Mr. T vehicle are likely to be put off by the re-casting. Those who are too young to have watched the 80s original have...
Get Him To The Greek: Sometimes I think “How the hell is Jonah Hill a movie star?” Then I take a good look at myself – a tubby guy who likes to crack jokes – and I think “Hallelujah!” Hill has had memorable lines in so many of the Any...
Yay cellphones: Not only do cellphones help us keep in touch with one another, they provide excellent new opportunities for public nudity. The latest person to go naked and famous is rock star Hayley Williams of the popular group Paramore. She issued...
World Cup hotties: The World Cup is just weeks away, so it’s time to do some quick research and pretend we know what the hell we’re talking about. Most of us have no interest in reading predictions based on who runs the offside trap more efficiently....
Robin Hood: The vigilante of Locksley has seen many interpretations: there was the original 19th-century novel, some black-and-white swashbuckling in the 1930s, anthropomorphic Disney animals in ’73, surfer dude Kevin Costner in the early 90s, and...
Stacked Judiciary, Coming Soon!: Scarlett Johansson One of the top google search terms this week has been Hung Parliament. Sadly, it’s not the name of a rumpy-pumpy British porno. It’s actually the technical term for an election that ends with...
The Kentucky Derby: I’ve gone on record about my love of sundresses. They look great on the girl next door, so imagine how they look on hot famous women? Well, no need to guess, really. Just check out the link and watch this year’s...
The Losers: To be honest, the plot sounds like a load of claptrap. A group of guys are going commando in the jungle, then some crazy bad guy tries to start a global war (what else would a bad guy do?) and they have to stop him. Based on that, I could...
America the Beautiful: America Olivo has had an interesting rise to semi-stardom. She got a degree in Opera at Juilliard, which led to a stint touring China with Ricky Martin (does… not… compute). Then she formed a latin music supergroup called...
Dancing is a Sport: Erin Andrews is the sports-lover’s download queen. Just by putting her name here, I’ve given this article 100 more hits today. If I add a body part, like “Erin Andrews sexy elbows”, it’s more like 1,000. Aaaanyway, aside...
No longer curious? (video auto-plays) Anna Paquin is bi. She blew right by bi-curious and straight into bi-sexual, according to the new PSA from wegiveadamn.org. Seeing as how she also has sex with vampires in the pay-cable series True Blood, we’d say...
Hot Tub Time Machine: I feel like I’ve been seeing ads for this since January, but it appears to finally be out. I don’t figure I need to cover the plot, since half of the movie has been aired in the previews, but Hot Tub Time Machine does look like...
