Kim Kardashian Slutting it Up on New Years
I’m not sure how I feel about Kim Kardashian. She is a slighly dirty slut with a sex tape out. And we all know I love the dirty ones And she has that ass that is so big it intrigues me… but her face kind of reminds me of Chyna from WWE. That...
Raven Riley Makes Me Want to Drink Coke
Raven Riley… You’re on notice…. dig it. Notice! Check out Raven’s site for more of her! Read More →
Girls in Wet T-Shirts are Hot
Someone sent me this collection of pictures of girl’s from wet t shirt contests. Is there anything hotter than seeing breasts soaked through a thin shirt? I was actually at a party last summer where they got a solid wet t shirt contest going. ...
Tila Tequila “Shot at Love” Picks Bobby
I am ashamed to admit but I was addicted to Tila Tequila “Shot at Love” from the very first episode. You all know my Asian hangup from a couple of posts ago, not to mention the bisexual factor that plays into it all. I think it is abundantly...
Jaime Lynn Spears is Pregnant at 16
Britney Spears kid sister Jaime Lynn got knocked up at 16. You think she would have learned by watching her sister have the worlds biggest meltdown. Now the only question will be which one of them will wind up in porn first? Guys.. the only lesson that...
Raven Riley Looks Good In Pink
I think its common knowledge by now that Bobby Rio loves Raven Riley. Some guys aren’t into dirty girls. Not me. I love them. Raven Riley is typical Jersey club whore. Read More →
Blogger Dawn Yang is Nice Eye Candy
In my never ending quest to bring some new tail to look at on this site, I stumbled across Dawn Yang’s Blog. Her blog is nothing to get excited about, but these Dawn Yang pics are pretty cute… and Asians have been the one race that has alluded...
Nipple Slips, Side Views, and See Throughs
I will never stoop to putting porn on this site. But that doesn’t mean I won’t start this Friday off with the best celebrity nipple slips, side views, and see throughs. We got Megan Fox nipple slips, Micha Barton nipple slips, Lauren Conrad...
Elin Nordegren Must Make Tiger Woods Very Happy
Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren is pure Scandinavian goodness!! They must grow blonde’s on trees out there. I have however, found the Scandinavian girls tend to lack in the personality department. But who cares, right??? Personally, I think...
Scott Baio Headed into The Player’s Hall of Fame
Scott Baio marrying Renee Sloan means one thing to me; We won’t have to put up with another season of Scott Baio is 40 and Single. This is also good news for fans of The Pick-up Artist since VH1 has one less show to fit into the schedule. Personally...
Anna Rawson Makes Golf Look Fun
These Anna Rawson pics do a better job of selling golf then all my corporate friends who’ve trying to convince me how cool golf is for years. Although the sports chick in her won’t mesh well with my boozing whoring-sleeping till noon ways,...
Megan Fox Sexiest Woman Alive?
Megan Fox is fucking sexy! Looking at these Megan Fox in a Motley Crew t-shirt pics….I’m going to go out on a limb and say she may be the sexiest woman in Hollywood. She’s got amateur porn written all over her. You know she was fucking...
Debra Lafave Can’t Keep Her Hands Off Teens
Debra Lafave is back again breaking probation flirting with minors!!! Debra Lafave was hot. Real hot. Still is hot. And yet it takes 14 year olds to get her off. Now, this may not be the most politically correct thing to say…. but my 14 year...
Minka Kelly Naked Soon?
Minka Kelly is banging Jon Mayer. Who hasn’t this guy banged? Screw studying pick-up, we should all be sitting home strumming a guitar trying to write some songs. That is the fast lane to ass. Minka Kelly plays a sexy ass cheerleader of Friday...
Hayden Panettiere a Lesbian?
You all know Bobby is a big fan of celebrity lesbian rumors. First there was the Lindsay Lohan lesbian rumor… The latest rumor is that Heroes Star Hayden Panettiere is a raging lesbian. Can I verify this in anyway? Of course not! Am I going to continue...
Hayden Panettiere Thanksgiving Treat
I’ve been back and forth on the debate of Hayden Panettiere’s hotness, but these bikini pics have definitely swayed me toward to the pro side of the debate. She does look fucking sexy in these pictures even if they are airbrushed. Any Heroes...
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Lovers?
I love a good lesbian rumor. The latest one is that Lindsay Lohan and DJ/song writer Samantha Ronson are lovers. I can just imagine the coke fest free for all that goes on between the two of them out in Hollywood. Samantha Ronson kind of looks butch,...
Daily Inspiration: Kyla Ebbert Mile High Hooter
Recently Southwest Airline kicked off Hooters waitress Kyla Ebbert for dressing too skimpy. How many middle aged men do you think that pissed off? I know TAM airlines would never kick off a woman for looking too sexy on board their aircrafts. In fact...
“Wolf” from I Love New York 2 – Reality TV AFC
I was just watching another rerun of the great reality TV show I Love New York2 and I decided on my new pick for a Reality TV [[[AFC]]] a/k/a Average Frustrated Chump. Wolf, Wolf, Wolf…. you just hung around in the background and made it through...
Vanessa Hudgens Naked Full Frontal Nude Picture !
Sorry, this section is available to Members Only. Please Login or signup to view this page now. It's FREE! Read More →
Shot at Love’s 2 Tila Tequila
Long before Tila Tequila’s MTV show Shot at Love debuted I had her as a friend on Myspace. (i felt special) I used to browse her profile occasionally and wondered at how amazingly hot she was. It wasn’t until the show debuted that I realied...
Super Sexy Alessandra Ambrosio
In honor of my trip to Brazil Thursday I’m posting some pics of Alessandra Ambrosio. She’s hot! I’m not sure if I like her or Adriana Lima better, but does it really matter?? I’ll be bouncing on the beach with a Brazilian hottie...
American Gangster’s Lymari Nadal PIcs Looking Hot
Lymari Nadal, from American Gangster, is todays inspiration. Great movie by the way, have you seen it? Sometimes I think my second calling in life was as a drug czar… These guys get all the hot ass, the yachts, the off shore accounts, the respect,...
Shot at Love Tila Tequila “Ashley” reality AFC of the moment…
I though it couldn’t get any better after my first post on 20 pack from I Love New york 2 , but apparently this column has more potential than I thought. In the last episode of Shot at Love with Tila Tequila we have a great demonstration of what...
Anna Kournikova Hot in a Bikini
Anna Kournikova bikini pics make for nice Monday morning motivation to get out of bed I was never a blonde lover… but man how things are changing. I don’t know a fucking thing about tennis (Does she even still play)… but I could look...
Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics
Okay she’s not that hot… but a Kim Kardashian sex tape is generating some buzz around my circle of friends so this one is for my boys!! Who for some reason are into trashy wanna be porn stars… (like im not!!) Has anyone watched the...
Raven Riley is a School Girl
Damn, these pics of Raven Riley in a school girl’s outfit makes me nostalgic for those insecure goth hotties back in high school. The goth hotties were great cuz they were full of self esteem issues…. And we all know girls with self esteem...
Halle Berry’s Breasts
If you thought being married with children is all bad…. you’re probably right. But these Halle Berry pics should let you take comfort in the fact that if you’re ever unfortunate enough to knock a girl up… at least you can look...
Petra Nemcova Bikini Pics!
There’s nothing like some sexy pics of Petra Nemcova to inspire you! Man, I feel like such a deuche for going to Brazil so much and skipping out on the wonderful world of Eastern Europe. The place is super model central… And most of the...
Heidi Montag Bikini Pics
Places To Meet Women Shop Right. Best Buy. Algebra Class. The Gym. Alcoholics Annyomous. The Dentist Office. Your Bank. Your Job. Bus Stops. The Mall. The Cafeteria. Volley Ball League. Dodge Ball League. Yoga Class. Cooking Lessons. Starbucks....
Hot Chicks with Douchebags
I found this website titled Hot Chicks With Douchebags…. this should be all the inspiration you need to get your asses out there and talking to women. Look at the fucking tools your competing with. And you know what? These tools are winning for...
Brittney Spears Upskirt
Brittney Spears Vagina is back. Whats strange is that now that Brittney has basically hit rock bottom, I’m actually started to be attracted to her again. She’s just such a trashy whore I love it. She’s like a big ball of chunky slutty...
Emmanelle Chriqui is Sexy as Hell
I’m amped up for a solid week. I’ve got the Bruce concert on Tuesday, and its Homecoming Weekend at my old stomping ground Friday and Saturday. Homecoming is the perfect excuse to get completely shit faced and fuck someone I otherwise would...
Allesandra Ambrosio is Another Reason Brazil Rules
Its Friday… Its Friday… Its Friday…. Friday night is equivalent to the NFL’s Sunday Game Day for all you PUAs out there. Unless of course you’re in college where every night is game night (damn i miss Tuesday night mixers)...
Jenna Fischer is Super Cute
We all need to decide what the hell we want out learning all this PUA stuff. Do we want to fuck hot chicks on a daily basis or are we like Jim looking for our Pam. Most of us probably claim we’re looking to bang as many chicks as possible when...
Dania Ramirez Heroes Latina Hottie
For all of you Latina lovers like myself out there here are some pictures of Dania Ramirez. She actually went to my college and partied with us a few times. I am dissapointed to say I never gave her a good Bobby Rio pounding… but Homecoming is...
Megan Fox Hot in a Skirt, Hotter Naked
Just a quick note. This weekend I was watching TV with my girl. We were flipping channels and we came to “The Pick up Artist- Tricks of the Trade” episode. I hesitantly let her watch it just to get her opinion on it. Her first reaction...
Vince Vaughn on Picking Up Chicks
Well boys, its the weekend again. Me and Mike will be on the radio tonight, for those of you outside the North Jersey area you can listen to us live online. Tune in here for more details. I’m going to let Vince Vaughn take it home today with some...
Jessica Biel Bikini Pics
Do you remember the first really hot chick you hooked up with? I do. Her name was Tracey and I felt so out of my league sucking on her big titties and unzipping her jeans. Back then I was a little naive idiot. I thought that it was luck that scored...
Raven Riley in the Woods
Bobby loves Raven Riley. Yes he does. She’s a slutty, hot, bi-sexual, nympho internet queen. Maybe its because she’s from my home state of Jersey, but either way she motivates my fat ass to get out of the house. I mean c’mon, doesn’t...
Heroes Ali Larter is Hot
Hayden Panettiere gets most of the attention on Monday nights for her role in NBC’s Heroes, but personally I think Ali Larter is the reason to watch the show. Remember I’m not even a big on blondes but she is one sexy bitch. So in honor...
Adriana Lima Is the Hottest Brazilian Model
I know that I’ve advised you guys not to go to Rio de Janeiro. I stand by that advice. You’ll go, you’ll fall in love with the city, and you will eventually face the crushing withdrawal symptoms of not being there. But that doesn’t...
Elisha Cuthbert Sexy Canadian
This one is for all you college students out there. You don’t know how good you have it. Everytime I watch Old School I get so nostalgic for the days of waking up next to girls like Elisha Cuthbert. If you are in college and haven’t read...
Ashley Tisdale Nipple Showing
Ashley Tisdale couldn’t let her High School Musical co-star Vanessa Hudgens steal all the spot light. Its funny how these long forgotten Ashley Tisdale nipple slip pics have suddenly resurfaced. A good wingmen doesn’t try to fight for attention....
Jessica Simpson’s Hard Nipples Showing
Isn’t comforting know that there will always be dumb blondes out there? I mean as bad as your game might be at times, there will always be a girl drunk enough to find you charming. Read More →
