It’s Been Awhile Since We Mentioned Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks in Mad Men One of the stipulations of our contract is that we are allowed to post photos of Christina Hendricks once every few months. This guarantees that we will be allowed to view the gorgeous Hendricks on a regular basis, which...
Let’s All Remember Hilary Duff Now, Just In Case …
Hilary Duff as a brunette When women get pregnant, they put on a few pounds. This is a fact, and makes complete sense, seeing as they are carrying an entire second being inside of their own body. And most of them, once that baby is out of them and living...
Olivia Wilde Is Worth The Price Of A Movie Ticket
Olivia Wilde on the beach We saw the new body switch movie The Change-Up starring Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. It was fine. Parts were funny, many parts were not, overall it was somewhere between a dud and a hit. In most cases, it...
Which Catwoman is Sexiest?
Anne Hathaway We’re doing a little something different this week in regards to this Monday Hot Babe post. Instead of just focusing on a single woman, we’re opening up the field a bit. With the release/leak of pics of Anne Hathaway in her Catwoman...
Freida Pinto Is Making More Than Apes Rise
Freida Pinto in black We are not going to talk much about “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” here. That movie, frankly, does not look very good. You got James Franco, who we’ve started to slowly draw back our enthusiasm over after that...
Jennifer Lopez is Back on the Market
J-Lo in a bathing suit Man, do you guys all remember Jennifer Lopez? When she was easily the hottest girl in the world for a much-longer-than-usual time? Well folks, get ready to prep yourself for a revitalization of J-Lo’s career now that she has...
Q&A: Latex Model Susan Wayland
Susan Wayland 1. Tell us a little bit about what your appeal to latex is? Latex is much more than a material for me. As a teenager I explored different scenes and styles to find my way but was never satisfied with the usual way of life. I was always...
How Has Alison Brie Snuck Under Our Radar?
Alison Brie on the bed We’ve been hearing about this Alison Brie gal for a bit now. But, for whatever reason, we really never put a face to the name until just recently. We’ve seen every episode of “Mad Man” — if you’re...
Marisa Tomei Is Everywhere Now
Marisa Tomei in red dress We cannot get away from Marisa Tomei, all of a sudden. It seems like she’s in every single goddamn movie we’re seeing now, and we’re completely okay with that. A few months ago, we watched Cyrus with John C....
Would There Be A Better FWB Than Mila Kunis?
Mila Kunis drinking a soda We have never had a legitimate “Friends with Benefits” situation. It’s always either been someone who clearly wasn’t a friend, i.e., someone you’d want to hang out with without the benefit of having...
Adrianne Palicki Continues Our Friday Night Lights Kick
Adrianne Palicki looking gorgeous Again, we understand that we’re late on this. We know. Stop judging us. We should have been watching “Friday Night Lights” from the beginning. We get it. But the fact of the matter is this: Does it really...
Excuse Us For Second As We Catch Up on Minka Kelly
Minka Kelly on the couch Excuse us for a moment here, as we’re probably just going to say something that everyone’s known for the past 5 years now: Minka Kelly is really, really, really attractive. Why are we so late to the party? Because...
We Now Know What A Blake Lively Is
Blake Lively looking classy For the longest time, Blake Lively was kind of like the Loch Ness Monster to us. We heard plenty of stories and rumors about her existence, but we really didn’t do any investigative work on our own to confirm it. We could...
We Don’t Care How Ginnifer Goodwin Spells Her Name
Ginnifer Goodwin looking hot Generally, we hate when people get stupid with how they spell their names. We will not speak to someone named Ric without the proper K in back. And a Jayson with a “Y” in the middle? WHY DON’T YOU GET THE...
Top Five Movies of Rebecca Hall
I first really became aware of Rebecca Hall in the last year, and not for the rumor that she supposedly broke up the marriage between Sam Mendes and Kate Winslet. (Though the photo shoot of her and Jon Hamm where she is asked about it is definitely worth...
Rose Byrne Has No Mutations We Can See
We’re a bit overwhelmed by all of these superhero movies coming out. Thors. Iron Men. Batmen. Captain Americas. And then you got your The Avengers and your Incredible Hulks and whatever-the-hell is going to come out next. Even the X-Men series...
In Honor of RaptureFail, Let’s Look at Debbie Harry
Debbie Harry looking hot All too often, our society seems to get caught up in the Next New Thing. And we here at TSB can be guilty of that too. We’re always using this Monday Hot Babe slot to focus on a new girl, usually whatever attractive maiden...
Let’s All Wish Rosario Dawson A Happy Birthday
Rosario Dawson being hot A little different “Hot Woman of the Week” Monday around these parts. Usually we tend to reserve this spot for those with new movies to promote, or things that have happened to them in the news, or other excuses to...
Let’s Revisit Neve Campbell’s Glory Days
Neve Campbell showing cleavage The release of “Scream 4″ works almost as a time machine. It takes us back to a different time, an era that people who are dumb would say was “simpler” and “better.” A place in our history...
Kat Dennings Drops The Hammer … of Hotness?
Kat Dennings in hot hat Yes. Sorry about that title. I spent the last 15 minutes trying to come up with a clever way to incorporate Kat Dennings with her new movie “Thor” and that’s what I came up with. So what? You’re not here...
Yes, Everyone, Jordana Brewster Is Hot
Jordana Brewster sexy Recently, we overheard an argument between two lady friends of ours over whether or not Jordana Brewster (now of “Fast Five, Fast Furious” or whatever they’re calling this latest movie) was hot. Now, we didn’t...
We’re Going To Post A Gallery of Zooey Deschanel, Then
Zooey Deschanel in a car We have a kind of love/hate relationship with Zooey Deschanel. (Not that she has any idea about this; it’s more of a one-sided thing.) She is, without a doubt, attractive in that indie hipster pixie kind of way. The problem...
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Your New Megan Fox
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley being all nude When it was first announced that Megan Fox would not be in the next Transformers movie, there were mixed reactions. (The most common one being “Do we really need a third goddamn Transformers movie?”)...
The Girls of “Sucker Punch”
Carla Gugino from "Sucker Punch" Oh, that Zack Snyder. He sure likes populating his movies with actors and actresses who are a joy to look at. First, there was “300″ which, say what you will about it, sure did offer plenty of ab...
Adrianne Palicki Is Your New Wonder Woman
Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman So, Wonder Woman. The whole thing was a little before my time, meaning I don’t have the extreme nerd nostalgia that comes with mentions of Linda Carter or the golden lasso or whatever else Wonder Woman had at her...
Red Alert: Jessica Biel is Newly Single
Jessica Biel in yellow We do not enjoy making a mockery of celebrity relationships in these parts. We don’t take pleasure when celebrities have to admit that their relationships are not working out and they have to admit their differences and break...
Introducing Nicky Whelan from Down Under
Nicky Whalen in a bikini We have yet to see the new Farrelly Brothers comedy Hall Pass. To be honest, the previews made it seem mostly funny, but these Farrelly Brothers have made such a batch of hit and misses over the past decade that we decided this...
The Hottest Ladies at the Oscars
Anne Hathaway Well, that was something wasn’t it? (If your lady friend forced you to watched the Oscars, that is. Here’s a quick recap: People won things and a whole bunch of people made fun of it on Twitter. The end.) But every Oscars ceremony...
Amber Heard Makes Us Wish For 4-D
Amber Heard in white So, we have no idea how good this “Drive Angry 3-D” is going to be. It has Nicholas Cage starring in it, which at this point in his career basically means it’s going to be terrible, and probably laughably so. In...
We Will Allow Brooklyn Decker To Be Our Valentine
How we’ve never yet featured Brooklyn Decker in this Monday Hot Lady space, we have no idea. For that, we can only apologize profusely and promise to never let a woman of her caliber escape our gallery clutches this long again. Of course, it’s...
Heather Graham Is Over The Hill … And Still Hot
Heather Graham showcasing cleavage I was alerted to some very important news over the weekend, people. Heather Graham celebrated her 41st birthday, meaning that she is now officially “over the hill.” I want you to think about this for a moment....
We’d Be Happy Being Minka Kelly’s Roommate
Minka Kelly on couch So, Minka Kelly. She has already been named Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” last year. She’s been dating Yankees superstar Derek Jeter for the past two years. She was Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s prize for...
Dita Von Teese Lives Up To Her Name
Dita Von Teese on the bed Dita Von Teese is a bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, she is an incredibly attractive woman who we wouldn’t mind spending a weekend away with. On the other hand, she used to date Marilyn Manson which scares the shit...
Let’s Take A Moment To Appreciate Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis being sexy outside So, as has already been established on just about every man’s blog in the world because the news it that goddamn important, Mila Kunis is single. Let’s go ahead and take a second to let that tidbit sink in. (…) Let’s...
Michelle Williams Is All Grown Up
Michelle Williams in red Well, this caught me off guard. When Michelle Williams was on “Dawson’s Creek,” she was also the one who wasn’t Katie Holmes. (Meaning, the one to ignore.) My, how things have changed. While Katie has went...
What’s Your Verdict on Katy Perry?
Katy Perry in orange For whatever reason, Katy Perry’s name was coming up like crazy during my holiday trip back to Chicago. Some folks thought she was gorgeous, while others maintained that she is one of the more unattractive ladies currently...
Let’s Get To Know Hugh Hefner’s Future Wife
Crystal Harris on bed On Christmas, while you were at home nestled with the family watching your kids, or your brother’s or sister’s kids, or your own inner child opening presents, Playboy head honcho Hugh Hefner was busy announcing his engagement...
Shay Maria Changes Our Life
Shay Maria lying down Mark it down. December 20th, 2010. The Day That Our Life Was Changed. How so, you probably ask? Did we discover a foolproof method for bedding that hot bartender down the block? Did we finally see The Big Lebowski for the first time?...
Miranda Kerr Needs No Special Introduction
Miranda Kerr in white A lot of times in this section, we tend to rely mostly on topical news stories to dictate who gets to have a gallery of their own. Does so-and-so have a new movie coming out? Perfect, let’s put a gallery together! Is such-and-such...
Emily Blunt Can Tie Us Up Any Day
Emily Blunt showing off Emily Blunt — who, amazingly, has yet to be featured in our probably-award-winning Women section — can do no wrong in our book. Whether she’s playing the bitchy co-worker in The Devil Wears Prada or run through...
Natalie Portman Is Definitely Still, Still Hot
Natalie Portman in white Last week we made note about the folks over at Heavy.com proclaiming that Natalie Portman is still hot. But that was before Thanksgiving. Here we are, then, making an official declaration that Natalie Portman is still still hot....
Time For Our Bi-Annual Anne Hathaway Post
Anne Hathaway in blue Yeah, sure. We just posted photos of Anne Hathaway back in February when she was getting publicity for her role in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. But guess what, everyone. She has another movie coming out called Love and...
Hump Day Q&A with the Mouth Watering Meghan LeBlanc
Meghan LeBlanc lying down This week we’re talking to Houston-based model Meghan LeBlanc. This titillating Texan and I exchanged emails about riding a street bike in tiny shorts and hooker boots, creating something mouth watering, debating the lack of...
We’d Break Elizabeth Banks Out Of Prison
Elizabeth Banks in white Here’s the scenario: Your wife has been convicted of murder and is sent to prison for the rest of your life. In pretty much every case you, as the husband, would let the lawyers take care of the situation and try to get...
We’d Walk Across the Country For Michelle Monaghan
Michelle Monaghan in black For whatever reason, whenever magazines and people make up lists of the most attractive women currently working in Hollywood, they seem to leave off one important member of the group: Michelle Monaghan. Who knows why she doesn’t...
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