Hump Day Q&A: Camille Crimson will Blow Your Doors off
Camille Crimson in white This week we’re chatting with Camille Crimson, a model and webmaster who created theartofblowjob.com. Yes, you read that correctly. I said theartofblowjob.com. (Obviously, NSFW.) The ravishing red haired model and I exchange...
Emma Stone Is Every Nerd’s Fantasy
Emma Stone in black Let’s speak for a moment about Emma Stone. She is not your classic beauty, what without the long blond hair and blue dead eyes we’ve come to expect from our silver screen darlings. But she is quickly becoming the go-to...
Hump Day Q&A: We Love Lupe Fuentes
Lupe Fuentes on some rocks You cannot escape Lupe Fuentes. Even if you wanted to (and why would you?) you couldn’t avoid the sexy Spaniard whose voice can be heard saying things like “I love pooosey” on a daily basis on The Howard Stern Show. Ever...
Jaime King Is Now Free To Be In Something Good
Jaime King in white I never watched the two episodes of ABC’s “My Generation” that aired, but I know two things about the show: (1) The billboards that blanketed the country featuring 20-somethings in a clear state of regret with a quasi-profound...
Hump Day Q&A: Hanging with Tabitha Stevens
Tabitha Stevens topless It’s not everyday that you get to talk to a living legend. Today, however, is one of those days. Tabitha Stevens, a legend in the adult film industry, an AVN Hall-of- Famer and veteran of hundreds of adult movies as well as a...
Flory Diez Has Us Contemplating A Move To Venezuela
Flory Diez topless The next model in our highlight of the girls over at BetUS is a doozy: Miss Flory Diez. Flory comes from the great country of Venezuela, where she took part in the Miss Venezuela pageant in 2009, earning a top-10 finish. Even hotter...
Hump Day Q&A: Amy Fisher Loves to Love
Amy Fisher by pool This week we’ve got Amy Fisher, yeah that Amy Fisher. The “Long Island Lolita” started her own production company and will share the screen with some of the hottest and biggest stars in the adult biz. Fisher, who starred in the...
Elizabeth Herrera Will Watch Sports With You
Elizabeth Herrera showing off Today, we turn our attention to a model named Elizabeth Herrera. Ms. Herrera was brought to our attention by our good friends over at BetUS, and we certainly are thankful they did. According to the bio on the website, Elizabeth...
Hump Day Q&A: Ryan Keely Makes Sex Better
Ryan Keely with iPad Yes, it’s not technically Hump Day. Get over it. This week we’re talking about the lack of good Mexican food in New York, the key to getting laid all the time and the secret to a successful threesome with the ravishing Ryan...
Milla Jovovich Would Make A Zombie Outbreak Tolerable
Milla Jovovich nude It’s probably not surprising to admit that I have yet to see a single “Resident Evil” movie; they look awful and, from everything I’ve heard, the trailers are not false advertising. But, that said, if there...
Violante Placido Makes Us Wish We Were George Clooney
Violante Placido topless You just know that if a movie is going to star George Clooney, then there’s going to be some gorgeous girl also in the cast. I believe he has it written into his contract. It’s just that usually it’s someone...
Hump Day Q&A: Joanna Angel is Not Your Porn Google
Joanna Angel in black This week we’re lucky enough to bring you a Q&A with the “Queen of Punk Rock Porn,” Joanna Angel. We had the chance to chat on the phone with the writer, producer, director, model and AVN award-winning adult film star whose...
Elin Nordegren Is Back On The Market
Elin Nordegren in white swimsuit So, apparently something happened with Tiger Woods in the last few months or something? You’ll have to excuse me, as I’ve been living literally in a hole for quite a bit. I learned to live with it, throw some...
Sofia Vergara Is The Hot Aunt We Never Had
Sofia Vergara in white Watch a single episode of ABC’s “Modern Family,” and you’ll know right away if it’s for you. It’s your basic family sitcom – maybe a little more clever than average, and without a laugh-track...
Hump Day Q&A: Down to Business with Brittany Andrews
Brittany Andrews in pink Here’s a little secret for you. I’ll often write that the interview subject took time out from their busy day to chat with me but usually I’m lying. These people aren’t that busy. When I say Brittany Andrews took time...
Babe Retrospective: Patricia Arquette
Patricia Arquette in black and white “Have a seat, young tykes, and let this old man tell you a little story. Joey, put that goddamn infernal iBlown or whatever-the-hell contraption away and pay attention. This story concerns you, too. Now, kids,...
Hump Day Q&A: Esti Ginzburg is a Twelve
Esti Ginzburg in black bikini Your first anything is usually memorable. I say usually because there isn’t a whole lot left in the memory bank from that first time you blacked out after a night of over indulging on adult beverages. But there’s probably...
Let’s All Look At The Women Of “Piranha 3D”
Piranha 3D movie poster In a few weeks, one of the most higher-anticipated (by me, at least) movies will be making its way into theaters. “Piranha 3D!” Let me count the ways this will be good: (1) Adam Scott from the amazing “Party Down”...
Hump Day Q&A: Jaclyn Vallejos Isn’t Afraid to Show It Off
Jaclyn Vallejos topless This week we’re talking about dirty jokes, Bengals football, skydiving, eyefucking the camera, the best pickup line ever and a whole lot more with model Jaclyn Vallejos. This stunning Southern California girl who admits to being...
“The Other Guys” Gives Us A Chance To Oogle Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes in white shirt There’s a single constant that runs through all great buddy cop comedies: the hot female who lends some eye candy to the flick. Sometimes it’s a love interest, sometimes it’s a fellow cop, sometimes it’s...
Hump Day Q&A: If Soniya Lei Wants it, Soniya Lei Gets it
Soniya Lei on ground This week we’re talking tattoos, guys in Iowa, bedroom eyes and a multitude of other topics with Soniya Lei. This self-proclaimed “Really Really Big Tease” tells me, “If I want, I get it.” And if you want more of this titillating...
Nerds Unite! Mary Elizabeth Winstead Is Your New Crush!
Mary Elizabeth Winstead in red Alright, nerds. “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” is coming out into theaters in a few weeks (they had a sneak preview down at Comic Con last weekend to nerdy rave reviews) and you will have a new female to fall...
Hump Day Q&A: Brooke Lewis, Hail to the Scream Queen
Brooke Lewis lying down For a woman, being called a “queen” of anything must be a real honor. Queen Latifah doesn’t count, she gave herself that name. The beautiful Brooke Lewis, on the other hand, earned her title of Scream Queen for her work in...
Angelina Jolie Has Many More Spices Than Just Salt
Angelina Jolie on white bed With “Inception” finally out last week — and folks, it was worth the hype; go see it in the theater — it’s time to get back towards the usual slate of summer movies. Next up is the action spy thriller...
Hump Day Q&A: Kazia Jordan is the Next Contestant
Kazia Jordan in pink Game shows have left quite the impact on our culture. If it weren’t for “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?,” you’d never hear anyone say “is that your final answer?” Also, nobody would’ve ever walked into a men’s clothing...
Monica Bellucci Might Be Enough To Get Us Into Theaters
Monica Bellucci on white There was no way we were ever going to head into a movie box office and say the word “Two for ‘The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’ please.” It looks awful, not the least of which because Nicholas Cage is once...
Hump Day Q&A: Say Hello to Dannielle Cole
Dannielle Cole with cash money A day late, sure, so it’s not technically a Hump Day Q&A. But give us some slack. Florida has given us so much. The state’s always good for a hilarious headline usually having to do with beer or alligators or...
Marion Cotillard In Dreams, Where She Belongs
Marion Cotillard in red We’ve been looking for an excuse to put up a gallery of Marion Cotillard for a bit now, and with her role in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming thriller “Inception,” we finally have it. The movie looks awesome,...
Hump Day Q&A: Holly Meowy is Purrrfection
Holly Meowy in black If hearing a girl purr like a kitten all night is your thing, than Holly Meowy is probably your kind of girl. The model/actress who you may have seen playing Sexy Hitler on the “Sarah Silverman Program” or as a gold digger in...
Let’s Bump Salma Hayek To The Top Of The List
Salma Hayek in pink Awhile back, when it was first announced that Salma Hayek was signing on to star as Adam Sandler’s love interest in a new movie, we ranked the top five hottest women who have previously, inexplicably, played as a woman in love...
Hump Day Q&A: Christine Nguyen Knows What Makes a Sexy Bikini
Christine Nguyen nude When films with titles like Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros, Super Ninja Bikini Babes and Ghost in a Teeny Bikini, are listed on an IMDb page, you’d guess that the actress who owns that page must look damn good in a bikini....
We’d Still Let January Jones Drive Our Car
January Jones in black So, this happened last week. For those who don’t follow the tabloids, apparently “Mad Men” star January Jones got into a bit of hot water after dealing with some paparazzi in her car and then crashing into something?...
Hump Day Q&A: Ignore Sara Tayte (If You Can) She Likes That
Sara Tayte sideways Ohio native, Sara Tayte and I have some things in common. First, we both spend our evenings playing video games. Secondly, we both think LeBron James will be playing for the Knicks next year. And lastly, we both don’t like cheese...
We’d Let Deborah Ann Woll Near Our Necks
Deborah Ann Woll looking sexy Well, this one certainly came out of nowhere for me. One minute, I’m just watching TV when a new preview comes on for “True Blood” and the next minute I’m frantically searching for whoever the hot...
Hump Day Q&A: Crissy Hilton Welcomes Your Cheesy Pickup Lines
Crissy Hilton in bed If you’re looking for a woman who’s flexible, plays video games, hangs out with Danny Trejo and Simon Rex and enjoys cheesy pickup lines, then Crissy Hilton’s your girl. Along with all of that, this Dallas native is also really...
Let’s Just Admit Megan Fox Is Hot
Megan Fox in underwear Listen. I understand the negative reaction towards Megan Fox. Every interview she’s ever given has done herself a great disservice. Either she is ripping on the movie she’s in (See: Any interview she gave post-Transformers...
Hump Day Q&A: Vianessa Castaños is Very Google-able
Vianessa Castaños in men's shirt From our first email exchange I knew that Vianessa Castaños would be a perfect Hump Day subject. She’s beautiful. She’s talented. She’s doing a lot of different things. And those are all things I like to see...
We Won’t Digitize Out Delphine Chanéac
Delphine Chanéac in a dress A new disturbing trend has been emerging in our movies as of late: Taking some of our most attractive actresses, covering them with a bunch of those green dots on their faces, and then using computers to remove their gorgeous...
Hump Day Q&A: I’d Like More Maureen Chen
Maureen Chen looking hot On a recent and rare trip to the newsstand, I came across a stunning, sexy young lady on the cover of a magazine wearing a bikini and standing in front of a car. I’m guessing the magazine was about cars but I didn’t really...
Giving Kristen Wiig Some Proper Respect
Kristen Wiig looking sexy Kristen Wiig gets a bad rap among the youthful connoisseurs of female hotness, and it’s mostly her fault. She’s never mentioned when folks are talking about the hottest women working today, but that’s mostly...
Hump Day Q&A: Natalina Maggio Has Our Attention
Natalina Maggio on toilet This thought may not enter your mind while walking out of a movie theater feeling like your hard earned $12 was stolen from you by one of the big studios, but the people who run Hollywood are really smart. A good example of how...
Amanda Seyfried Is (Nearly) Hot Enough To Drag Us To Bad Movies
Amanda Seyfried in black Let’s all be honest. There’s no way any of us are seeing “Letters to Juliet”, right? The only good excuse would be that the female companion you are currently involved with makes it clear that, if you do...
Winnie Cooper’s All Grown Up
I was just sitting here, at my computer, passing a little time with some standard web surfing, when I stumbled upon something that left my mouth agape for a minimum of 15 minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, Winnie Cooper (aka actress Danica McKellar) is all...
Hump Day Q&A: Shannon Marie Codner Revving up Engines
Shannon Marie Codner on couch There are two things that bring in eyeballs on the Internet, cats and beautiful women. So, I tried to combine the two by interviewing a Katwoman, not the fictional Catwoman or some sort of cat-woman hybrid – that would...
Forget About The Prince Of Persia. How About The Princess?
Gemma Arterton in blue So, you’ve seen those ads for Prince of Persia by now, right? The ones with Jake Gyllenhaal getting all ab’d out and getting super-tanned in order to look like a Persian? Well, as you’d guess, there’s a lady...
