College Life

Layin’ Down the V-Card

Let her pop your cherry, or at least think she did? At the tail-end of spring semester, a buddy of mine, who for the purposes of this article we will refer to as?A.C. Green, found himself in a strange predicament.?His fraternity had a large party with both alcohol and girls freely flowing in and out.

3 Types of College Girls to Hook up With

3 Types of College Girls to Hook up With I love finding something that is spot on. ?Anyone who has been to college quickly realizes that you can “categorize” girls very easily into several different “types.” I know which type I liked (drunk and easy). ?Anyway our friends over at The Campus Throne just put

Girls on the Dance Floor

How To Approach Girls That Are Dancing If you?re in college and in the midst of a cold streak, the easiest way to get things back on track is heading to the dance floor of a fraternity party. Even if you?re not the dancing type, down a few shots, shotgun a beer and you?ll find

The Craft of Friendship: The Power of Loyalty

I want to talk about a deeper concept of friendship today and I want to talk a little about my best friend Josh. We have been best friends for ten years now and he was the first guy I got really close to after studying Nathan the summer before college. Everyone at university knew who

Advanced College Pranks: Try These at Home

Classic ?Pranks? Things getting a little to cyclic around your place? Everyone just seems in a rut and goes with the flow of things? Well whenever you?re looking to throw a cog into the wheel look no further than a good solid prank. Why? It?s fun, doesn?t do too much damage and if it doesn?t

The Craft of Friendship: How To Be A Friend

I?ll start by telling you guys a secret. I have written and re-written this article a lot in the last week, both in my head on my laptop. I write articles and blog posts for a living and this one makes me really nervous. I think it?s because this topic is so close to my

Idiots I Went To High School With: The Legend of The Booty Buster

It was sometime in May. Year: 2001. I was at a high school party, swishing a mouthful of stale beer, when this doofus came scampering into the room. To get a sense of this kid, picture a boner. Seriously, picture a throbbing boner with a huge vein jutting down the middle. This was the type

Idiots I Went To College With: Fat Mark

‘The Boys Are Back In Town’ is a song I associate with, not one of my own memories, but with this fat fuck I went to college with named Mark. I met Mark in my freshmen year because he lived in my wing. For the most part, all the guys in the wing were freshmen,

Icebreaker Orientation into the Real World

Sup seniors! Oh, I’m sorry, let me rephrase that: “Holler!” That’s what you crazy kids are saying these days, right? Right. Okay, so welcome to summer orientation! I’ll bet you guys are PSYCHED to be in the REAL WORLD!!! WOOOOO!!! REAL WORLD!!! Okay, so my name’s Bobby and I’ll be going into my sophomore year

Living With Integrity: A Parable

I once met a woman who didn?t give a fuck. She was so devoid of a fuck to give, it radiated off her. She tattooed it on other people, tattooed it?on the world. I wanted that. Her name was Dr. Greene. She was an endocrinologist. My junior year of college had just begun. The grassy

A DuD: The Prom Bomb

I started writing the Another Date under Distress (A DuD) column to spotlight my own dating follies and courtship bloopers. And while I have a volume of memories that attest to poor mating decisions, I?ve also had a hand in ruining other people?s dates. So this week?s DuD goes back a few years, when my

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