Advanced College Pranks, Part 2

A few months ago I wrote up a piece called “Advanced College Pranks” in which I listed off some clever ways to fool your buddies. Well if none of those were to your liking, or you wanted to try out some new ones, you’re in for a treat. Digits Stealer OK,...

Can I Borrow The Room For The Night?

How To Get Rid Of The Roommate The Right Way One of the best learning experiences provided by college is having to split a bedroom with someone who is not your brother. Living in such close confines can lead to numerous flare-ups over a host of issues. Time...

Being the Gatekeeper

How To Keep Yourself High In Demand After settling into your dorms you’ll soon find out that freshmen need certain things to enable their college experience. By being the gatekeeper to one of these things you can always be at the center of the action. Just...

About To Go Greek?

How To Pick A Frat Many of you youngsters are heading back to or about to enter college, and at least at my school, U.C. Berkeley (Pac-10 football sleeper pick anyone?), the first week of college has more parties going on than any other time of the school...

16 Classic “College” Articles to Kick Off the Fall Semester

The Fall semester at college is upon us… I thought it would be a good time to highlight some of our classic “college” posts here at TSB Magazine. These posts will help act as a compass guiding you through the best 5-7 years of your...

Beware The Pill

Be Careful You Don’t Fall Into the Sex Trap Once you’re in a monogamous relationship, there’s a good chance your girlfriend will decide to go on the pill. On the surface it seems like a Godsend. Assuming you guys both get tested before having...

Cooking: The College Man’s Dilemma

Put The Pizza Away For A Second One of the most difficult things to do in college is to cook a filling meal that is somewhat healthy. Very few people of college-age know how to cook. Even fewer people have enough time to prepare a meal, cook it and then...

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Juggling Women

It’s Not Impossible If You Do It Right Guys love the idea of juggling women. Let’s be real: having multiple girls who want to sleep with you is such a huge ego boost. You go through a long dry spell and then out of nowhere there are three girls...

Mixing Your Girlfriend and Sports

How To Make The Two Go Together After dating a girl for a couple months, you start wanting to do things together more often; you want to bring her into your life and have her enjoy the types of things you do. For many men this means trying to let your...

A Prick’s Soliloquy

One Man’s Reaction to The Vagina Monologues The following events occurred during the academic school of 2004-05 and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the author or TSB Magazine. He called himself Chuck the Penis Pill Popper. One-word adjectives...