Folks, the best part of the year is here. That’s right, it’s the beginning of baseball season, where every team has a shot. Even teams like the Pirates and the Cubs can look at things through some kind of perfect lens and make it seem as if...
We’ve all had those terrible days where we take a shower, start brushing our hair, and for whatever reason we cannot get things just right. We try and try as we can, standing in front of the mirror for what seems like hours at a time, and the hair...
Aging is not the great thing in the world. Sure, there are big things that will happen to your body as your grow older and start to decay. You’re probably going to start putting on a little extra baggage in front and, well, in the back. And your...
Phones are no longer phones. See that thing in your pocket that has all of your contacts and allows you to call your friends. That’s just something it kind of accidentally does now. Phones are, instead, life managers. All of your emails are in there,...
Getting dumped sucks. There’s all sorts of heartbreak and feelings of not being good enough and simply the need to reevaluate everything that has been going on over the past however long you were dating. But whenever you do get dumped there’s...
There’s a reason girls are attracted to bartenders. First, they are the gatekeepers between them and booze, which is certainly a valuable position. But second is because they are able to show off a certain expertise with mixing the various alcohols...
Spring break! Everybody party! Let’s all go to an exotic destination and get crazy and party like we’re never going to die and meet lots of girls and get their numbers and have sex with them and so on and so forth! Great idea, right? Sounds...
Before you first talk to a woman, you must first approach a woman. So much is in that first approach. If you stumble, knock over a child, and run into her spilling your drink, it certainly doesn’t matter how smooth your chit-chatter is. You still...
Flying is not flying. Flying in a plane is an opportunity. You can use that time to pick up some attractive lady that’s in your aisle, or you can use that time to get your work done, or you can take it as an opportunity to simply rest before the...
Phones are no longer phones. Phones are pretty much everything you can ever want now. That means the usual, like cameras and video recorders and voice recorders and music players and video players and internet browsers and on and on and on. But it also...