(continued from Part 1) The night bellman at your hotel is talking loudly at you in a language you don’t understand. You get the gist of it though. Apparently strolling in at 4am with a couple of barely legal Brasiladas is frowned upon at this...
You bought three new, well-reviewed, novels for this trip. You`ve always envisioned yourself as the kind of guy, who on vacation, reads Hemingway at a table outside a caf along the water, sipping a glass of Cabernet. The kind of guy, who wakes up early...
Last night I reported that I decided to hang alone rather than hit the town with the real estate investors I am down here with.They are all 50+ and married so I figured I would have been better off alone. I was so wrong. So wrong. So wrong. I met...
 I know I wrote a post not to long ago advicing you to stay away from Brazil where I compared it to heroin. One trip there and you’re hooked. Well, I’m a junkie I guess cause I’m heading down to Fortaleza Brazil on Thursday. ...
This is a post that I’ve been wanting to write for awhile. I’d like some comments from those of you living in different parts of the country to see if you experience similiar situations, or if I just live in a shitty fucking state. For most...
Okay, I admit it. On occasion Bobby frequents a tanning salon. I used to think it was a little gay, but having some color really makes a difference in how you look. I’m not talking about turning orange like some of the clown that I see in the...
Okay, here’s the last in my three part series on my worst cheating experiences. I want to prelude this story by saying that this one of those stories that makes me question my own moral character. I mean, this is an all time low, even by Bobby...
Guys, I will be posting my final “worst cheating story” tomorrow, and I promise that it is worth the wait. You may never look at old Bobby the same!!! In the meantime I’d like for you guys to leave some suggestions for our next podcast. ...
I’m going to continue yesterday’s theme of my worst cheating stories. As I get closer to Saturday more and more of these stories are popping back into my mind. I can only hope that this year’s Halloween Party doesn’t make next...










