Necessary Viewing: Optical Illusion Ball Trick
My internal commentary while watching the below video: Oh, this one’s simple. It’s obviously just some kind of magnet at the top of the ramp that is drawing this obviously magnetized balls up towards it. Sure, it’s kind of strange that someone would...
Important Video: CPR By Lingerie Models!
CPR is one of those things that there’s no excuse for anyone over the age of 16 not to know how to do. (It’s kind of like knowing how to put on a condom in that respect.) An extremely simple procedure, the correct application of CPR can be...
Video Gallery: Catchers Getting Owned
We haven’t done one of these in awhile, so let’s have at it! Last week, if you were anywhere near the sports blogosphere or pretty much any news station, you saw this incredible clip of Brian Kowacki rounding third base, going airborne and...
Startin’ Monday Off Right With ICP’s “Miracles”
There’s really not much to be said about this extraordinary video by the Insane Clown Posse for their equally-extraordinary song “Miracles”. I mean, in this video ICP goes out of their way to comment on the wonders of life (for instance,...
How To Go Viral: The Scarface School Play
By now, unless you’ve been living in a wifi dead spot, you’ve seen this video of the movie Scarface filmed at a school play. The thing’s been up for about a week and (as of this writing) already has well over 2 million hits: By now...
Video Radness: The Best Arnold Quotes Ever
You are going to love the next ten minutes of your life. There’s no better way to start the long work-week than with the following video: A perfectly-edited compilation of the best quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s film roles of all time....
Things That Are Actually Funny: The Handsome Man’s Club
No doubt you’ve seen this already, but for those of you who made the (mostly wise) choice of staying as far away from your television set during the night that the Oscars were broadcast, then maybe this slipped under your radar. It’s an extended...
The Best Baseball Fight You’ll (Most Likely) See Today
The old joke goes, why does a batter drop the bat when he charges the mound? Instead of, you know, holding onto an item that could cause the most damage in a fight? I guess the answer is that, then, the other team can charge at them with their own bats....
Video Fun: Hitchcock’s Cameos
Allow me to dork out for one moment here, folks. (We’ve already given you plenty of hot lady photos, orgasm-inducing methods, an examinations of Chatroulette to justify a dorkin’ out here and there.) The movies of Alfred Hitchcock had quite...
An Important Video
We spend a lot of time here at TSB trying to distract you from the hardships of the everyday working schedule, while hopefully offering you plenty of ammo to use with the ladies when you do get off work. It’s not an easy job, and while it’s...
Must See Video: On The Trail Of An Assassination Squad
So, this is pretty incredible. Last month, an 11-member assassination squad went undercover, entered a hotel, killed a high-ranking official of Hamas, and made their clean getaway. Well, clean except the crazy amount of videotape they left behind, detailing...
Pranks Gone Wrong: The Dreaded Half Court Shot
To understand the following story, first we must travel way back to March of 2009, when one young tyke named Streeter pranked his friend Amir in a most ingenious way. The prank went something like this: He rigged it so Amir would be picked at halftime...
Listicle Of The Internet Of The Moment: Greatest Extended Takes
Everyone loves a good Internet listicle, so when this little thing came across my Google Reader I knew I’d have to alert all of your beautiful, wonderful, heavily buxomed or massively endowed readers. The folks over at GeekWeek have gone through...
Video Collage: Catching You Up on “Lost”
Tomorrow – if you didn’t know because you are completely ignorant of the society around you – is the season premiere of the final season of “Lost”. Now, unlike myself who has watched this show religiously since day one, there are plenty of folks...
The Art of (Business) War: Business Card Penny Shooters
With the inevitable apocalypse coming – which may or may not contain zombies; we’re still unsure about that – there’s really no way you can walk around and not have one of these in your pocket: A business card that shoots pennies. Sure, it probably...
Internet Awesomeitude: Parkour Animation
There’s not much to say about this, other than watch it. Not only does it include parkour – which is awesome in its own right and something you should immediately check out if you haven’t already – but it also includes a flipbook. And how awesome...
Why I’m Posting A Video Of A Packers Fan Sobbing
I am a Bears fan. I was born on the south side of Chicago (just like Obama!) and, since birth, I was taught an irrational hatred focused on our longtime opponents in the NFC Central (now, NFC North) division the Green Bay Packers. This reflects nothing...
Top Three Midget Dancing Videos of the Decade
“Best of the Decade” posts are all the rage these days, with people taking the calendar rolling over to 2010 as an excuse to look back on the past arbitrary significant number of ten and remembering just what affected our culture, informed our opinions,...
Zombie Video Awesomeness!
Yes, yes. I know. I’ve heard the complaints. Zombie comedies are, as a niche little genre, kind of old by now. Back when Shaun of the Dead took on the zombie genre in a comedic way, it was fresh. It was new. Most importantly, it was funny. Now – although...
Fake Or Not? The Tape Measure Ninja Video
This video’s been hitting the Internets like crazy over the past few weeks, up to already over 900,000 views in less than a month on YouTube. It shows a construction worker getting all sorts of crazy with his trusty tape measure on various objects at...
Video Gallery: Stadium Implosions
Let’s start 2010 with a bang! Last week marked the final time that the doors of the iconic (if otherwise ugly) Metrodome stadium in Minnesota were open. With workers packing up their boxes, janitors turning off the lights, and some fateful soul...
VideoFun: “The Story of Santa”
Here’s a fun little video from our friends Dr. God, a comedic troupe based out in these parts of The City of Angels. In it, they tell us (once and for goddamn well!) the true story of that present giver from the North Pole, Santa Claus. So gather...
VideoFun: “Gran TorinUp!”
The Internet was made for these kinds of mash-up trailers. We all remember the wonderful “Shining! from a few years back. (And, to be honest, this next one doesn’t knock that one off its perch at the top yet.) But it’s not a bad little entry into...
Video Fun!: Super Hornio Brothers 1
If there’s one big complaint about pornographic videos – and, friends, let me be frank and think there should be none – it’s that the plots in most of the movies are either hard-to-follow or completely ridiculous. You ordered a pizza and then...
MovieTrailerWatch: “44 Inch Chest”
This certainly looks like a pleasant movie-going event for the upcoming Christmas holiday. From the writers of Sexy Beast comes this new dramatic motion picture about a husband getting revenge on his wife’s lover. Sure, the plotline itself isn’t that...
ComedyWatch: The Sex Offender Shuffle
Believe it or not, there is a large contingent of people on the Internet that believe the following video is 100% true: Yes, they believe that someone in a position of power in 1988 felt the best way to notify the residents of Miami-Dade county who the...
AdWatch: Boobies Can Sell Anything!
Happy Monday everyone! Like my grandpa used to say – or at least I imagine him saying – there’s no wrong time to see a pair of bouncing boobies, especially when it comes to advertising. It’s the first lesson they teach in advertising class: Sex...
Unadulterated Coolness: Triangle Juggling
I don’t exactly remember where I uncovered this video, but man is it a good way to end the week. It seems like it’s just a man juggling a few balls with the aid of a giant triangle, but in reality, it’s symbolic of something much deeper and prophetic....
“Sheeeeeeeeeeeit”: The Best Quotes Ever From ‘The Wire’
The Wire has come full circle. When the first few seasons originally aired, not a lot of people paid attention except for critics who decided to forgo writing a usual review and instead immediately get on their knees to fellate show creator David Simon....
Happy Thanksgiving To All! And To All A Good Night!
No introduction necessary. Go eat some turkey, everyone. In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume Read More →
Video Fun: Gabe & Max & The Internet & You!
(Alert: Comedy about the Internet that’s actually funny!) Listen: In this section of TSB we try to bring you the latest and newest fun videos and interesting stuff that’s out there on the Internet. (It’s called “Daily Buzz” not “Two-Year-Old...
Video Fun: Hockey Fans Are Assholes
I went to my first hockey game last year (a playoff contest between the Anaheim Ducks and mighty Red Wings of Detroit) and then to a second earlier this year (featuring the much-maligned Los Angeles Kings). The main thing I noticed was that the fan base...
Roger Sterling, The Badass.
Everyone’s favorite character on Mad Men is, easily, Don Draper. (Although this little photo collage has me rethinking things.) But someone who doesn’t get the respect I think he deserves is the silver fox Roger Sterling. Which is why when...
Video Fun: Non-Deadly Accidents Are Hilarious!
Listen, folks. There’s a reason not everyone can just go out, commandeer a forklift, and get work done. You need to take a handful of intense training exercises and pass a very specific regiment of tests in order to get your license so you can drive...
Video Fun: “The Incredibly Slow Murderer”
This is something that must be watched. It’s been going around the Internets for a bit now, but has been going uber-viral over the past week, suddenly getting linked at places like Chud.com, which means it’s time to bring it your attention. The short...
Video Fun: The Power of Titular Lines
There’s an old sketch from the classic Upright Citizens Brigade comedy performance programme that featured a guy claiming he said the titular line in Star Wars. The “titular line”, as explained by the show, is a line someone in the movie speaks...
