The Return of Dolph!
It’s weird to consider that currently there’s a generation growing up that has no idea who Dolph Lundgren is, or the effect that he had on the state of our world. This is the star of Masters of the Universe, people! One of the two leads in Universal...
Video Fun: Fast Man With Balls!
If you’re a Chicago Bears fan like myself, then you know it’s been a bit of an up-and-down year. While it’s fun having a guy behind center who can throw more than 30 yards down the field, it’s not so fun having the former quarterback (who could...
Bloopers and Boners: Look Both Ways!
Everyone knows that sports bloopers are the greatest thing in the world, ever. So it is with great pleasure that I bring to you one of the greatest ones I’ve seen in the past dozen or so years. Here’s a quick tip to the kiddies out there: If you’re...
Behold, The Magic of the Kramer Entrance!
This should grab your undivided attention for the next 6 minutes and 17 seconds. Some industrious soul – and I mean that, seeing as they had to comb through 9 seasons of a television show – sat down, watched every single episode of Seinfeld ever,...
The Creepiest Doll Commercial You’ll See All Day
It being Halloween week and all, there’s virtually no way I would respect myself as a blogger if I didn’t point out this amazingly creepy doll commercial: The old vintage commercial – this one coming courtesy of the great movie blog Chud.com –...
Video Fun: Wheel! Of! Crackheads!
A simple warning: This. Is. Old. If you’ve been on the Internet for the past few months, odds are you’ve already seen it. And if that’s the case, well, excuse me! I didn’t know you had a busy schedule and you couldn’t be bothered to rewatch...
How To Do A Paint Fight Right
The setting: Brazil. Not the one from that great Terry Gilliam movie or the background for the Blanka level in Street Fighter 2. Instead, it’s some kind of unused warehouse. The characters: 200 or so folks who don’t entirely know each other. The...
How To Make Money In Hollywood: Throw Beer At Malkovich
The old saying goes “nice guys finish last”, the inverse of which is that “dickheads finish first”, and we all know that goes double for working in Hollywood. (Watch an episode of “Entourage” for millions of examples.) But who would’ve thought...
Finally: The Ultimate Viral Video
Here it is, everyone. The moment we’ve all been waiting for. The ultimate. Viral. Video. For years, the Internet has been bombarded with viral videos from all angles. Cats doing crazy shit! People accidentally falling! Diet Coke bottles and Mentos!...
Fun With Sports Predictions: The Mike Blowers Incident
For many teams, the end of the baseball season is a bit of a surreal existence. Most of them, by this point, have been knocked out of the playoff hunt for awhile now, and are just going through the motions, taking the field every day, doing yeoman’s...
Muppets Take Mad Men
We make it no secret that we’re big fans of AMC’s Mad Men around these parts. (At this point, how could you not be?) But what’s not so well known is that we’re also big fans of Sesame Street because, well, we’re human beings and have a heart,...
Looks Like Obama’s Grin Practice Has Paid Off
We don’t discuss much politics in these parts, and for good reason: We don’t need anyone to get all hot-and-bothered because they feel their lying liar of a politician is better than someone else’s lying liar of a politician. (Save those kind of...
Accidental Swearing In Sports: “MF-er Hit My Penis!”
Let’s face it, folks: Football is a contact sport. And contact sport means that, every now and then, someone is going to get hit in the cock. That’s why the gentlemen who toss around the pigskin on Sundays, Mondays, Saturdays, Thursdays – well,...
Horror Movie Cliché-Watch: Dead Cell Phones
We’ve all been there: You’re running through a forest or log cabin or former nuclear test sight, being chased by some kind of mutant ax-wielding maniac, when you finally realize, “Oh, I should probably call for help on my trusty, never-once-failed...
Vintage Radness: Video Dating From the 80s
We do a lot of work in these parts making sure you guys are able to get out there, meet the right ladies, and take them back to your place for a night of unbridled (or is it “bridled”, whichever one works best here) passion. And after watching the...
Rad Ad Hall of Fame: Old Spice Ads
One of the only things I remember about my grandpa is that he was an Old Spice man. Right there in his bathroom cabinet was always that small white bottle with the iconic sailboat on the side. As such, I’ve always associated the product with the grizzled...
Somebody Actually Made This: Techno Nirvana
The post over at Coilhouse that alerted me to the existence of this video starts off by saying “This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.” And I, for one, cannot disagree with that sentiment. The video is from Chilean singer Abigail who, according...
Rad VintageVideoWatch: Husband Tests Bulletproof Glass
Oh, the glorious past. Back when people didn’t know any better about anything, and just kind of did whatever it was their tiny brains told them to do, no matter how seemingly dangerous or outright insane that activity might be. Take for example, this...
Rad ArtWatch: Sand Animation
Sometimes you come across something so beautiful, touching, brilliant, and so on that you can’t really even come up words to express yourself. Something like this: The video’s from, according to the YouTube title, the TV show Ukraine’s Got Talent....
The Best Mad Men Parody To Date: “Ma Men”
Mad Men parodies have been all the rage the past few weeks, seeing as the show is a cultural phenomenon because (a) it’s amazing; (b) it’s the only new thing on television until the fall season starts. There’s the Jewified “Meshugene Men”, College...
Horror MovieWatch: “Paranormal Activity”
Midway through September, and the real movie season is finally upon us. Smack dab between the huge, multi-million dollar blockbusters of the summer and the brainy, mostly-Holocaust-related Oscar bait of early winter is the month/month-and-a-half of Halloween-adjacent...
Doin’ It Yourself: The Homemade Kegerator
My first inclination when seeing a headline about any kind of “do it yourself” activity is to immediately close the tab, open up Google, and see how much it costs to get someone else to do it for me. But this one gave me pause for two specific reasons:...
The Best Lacrosse Fight You’ll Ever See
This one’s been making its way around the sports blogs for the past few days now, and rightfully so: It’s the greatest moment of any lacrosse match you’re ever going to see. To quickly get you up to speed: The video is from Game 1 of the Mann Cup,...
Best Fight Scene Ever: “Undefeatable”
This has already been viewed over 4 million times at this point, so there’s a really, really good chance that you’ve already seen it. But, listen: For the 16 or so people out there who have yet to experience it, here’s your chance. It really is...
Introducing, Your New Internet Meme: Fat Kid Loves Bacon
I cannot stop watching this: The video is obviously from some unnamed ABC (?) reality show about fat people getting less fat, or something like that. Kind of like Trading Spouses, but with fatties. (Feel free to let me know which show it is in the comments.)...
Dudes! We should TOTALLY send Zack Morris to Afghanistan
Man, this war on terrorism is about as cool as detention with Mr. Belding. But with Zack’s help, America can turn those jihadists around and have them wilding out like a Friday at The Max! In my completely uneducated and uninformed opinion, we should...
Video Radness: Point Break Re-imagined
Point Break is not that great of a movie. The acting is spotty at best (as anything with master thespian Keanu Reeves tends to be), the script is decent (at best), and the directorial flourishes are no better than your substandard late-80s, early-90s...
Video Radness: Old School Ghost Busters
This. Is. Awesome. A fan of classic 50s movies with a lot of editing experience and the ability to create some low-fi effects has put together the following fan fiction trailer for a 1954 version of “Ghost Busters”. The result? Pure, unadulterated,...
Viral Video: Hot Girl Makes Trick Golf Shot
Ahh, the weekend. A time to get together with your hip friends in the backyard, grill up a few hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill, crack open a few beers, and organize a video that will garner about 70,000 hits in a few days time, making it officially...
New Sports: Samurai Baseball
We’ve all been there. You and a friend have the urge to get a few swings of the ol’ bat-and-ball in, but you’ve misplaced your Louisville Slugger. So instead of heading over to the local Play-It-Again-Sports you just dust off your samurai...
Learning is Fun!: The Mexican Jumping Bean
Oh, British people! You can even make something so boring (but intriguing!) as a lesson about why the Mexican Jumping Bean jumps at all exciting! This video from the BBC show “Weird Nature”, via The Awl, is best experienced as every British-produced...
Comedy School: Young Van Damme
Aspiring YouTube Videographers, take note: This is how it’s done. But let’s break down the five rules that “Young Van Damme” follows that makes it work so well: 1. Brevity It’s a brisk 30 seconds long, the perfect length...
2 Girls 1 Sub
I just received this ad from our contact at Playboy. At first when I read the title I was like WTF?!? Then when I watched it I realized that it was just some sexy ass advertising. Props to Quiznos, they have managed to make dripping tomatoes and mayonnaise...
Clip Reel: Hilarious Accidental Child Abuse
As annoying as it is to watch Celtics fans get excited during this NBA postseason, it’s almost worth it (almost) after seeing the hilarious clip in which Glen “Big Baby” Davis celebrates a game-winning shot by “accidentally”...
Band Interview: Illinois
Sometimes interviewing a band can be a bit like eating dinner with a finishing school headmistress or watching a self-documentary made by a guy whose mother has excessively doted on him and whose self-love could sink a luxury cruise ship. Fortunately,...
The Don takes an interview in stride
I saw this video and was intrigued by the calmness and openess of The Don from Love Systems. I actually met the Don when we were out in LA but didn’t have too much time to speak with him. No surprise that he is just as cool as most of the other...
