Ranking Adam Sandler’s Hottest Love Interests
With the recent news that breast-feeding phenom Salma Hayak has signed on to star as Adam Sandlerâ€™s wife in his latest comedic enterprise, we thought itâ€™d be a nice time to look at Sandlerâ€™s past career, particularly the amazing quality of love interests that have graced the screen with him.
Itâ€™s not surprising Sandler always gets attractive women to star with him. Heâ€™s not just the star, but also usually the producer; the same reason Jerry always seemed to have girlfriends that should be out of his league on Seinfeld. So letâ€™s do a top five retrospective on the former SNL funnymanâ€™s love interests:
5. Fairuza Balk, The Waterboy
You could slot plenty of actresses in at this spot. Bridgette Wilson from Billy Madison. Drew Barrymore from The Wedding Singer (but not 50 First Dates). But since I made this list, and Iâ€™ve always had a thing for Fairuza Balk, sheâ€™s getting the number five spot. Get over it.
4. Patricia Arquette, Little Nicky
Yes, the movie was awful. And the Patricia Arquette of â€œMediumâ€ lacks the â€œon-screen presenceâ€ of her earlier work. But you have to remember, Arquette was one of the most gorgeous actresses of the 90s. Look no further than True Romance.
3. Winona Ryder, Mr. Deeds
Allegedly a kleptomaniac, one item that Ryder got away with stealing was our heart.
2. Kate Beckinsale, Click
Beckinsale easily could have been given the top ranking on the list if she just never took off that fetishist leather outfit from the Underworld movies.
1. Marisa Tomei, Anger Management
Anyone who disputes her placement at the top of this list need only look at her recent work in Before the Devil Knows Youâ€™re Dead and The Wrestler, both of which have oodles of nudity.
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