Jessica Simpson Makes Me Proud to be an American
It’s almost time to celebrate the birth of our great nation by getting inappropriately drunk and blowing stuff up. Sure there’s apple pie, parades and BBQs, but nothing makes me feel as patriotic as a blonde bombshell. While I’m sure that our Forefathers didn’t have Jessica Simpson in mind when the created this fine nation, but they would be proud to know that their hard work allowed the future to see her rock the flag swim suit.
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