A Hero For Today’s World: Hawk Jones
In a world, where corruption and greed runs rampant, and the streets run red with blood and white with drugs, where conniving broads are trying to assimilate into the workplace, it’s a good thing we have a man like Hawk Jones on our side. Hawk Jones hates his broads, plays by his own set of rules, and always gets his man. Sometimes by using exploding arrows.
The above video is an edit from an actual feature length movie that was made back in the 80s. The film, if you want to call it that, is a parody of mob movies featuring nothing but kids, “an average age of 8”!
The trailer comes courtesy of the great folks behind Everything is Terrible, a site who’s complete mission is raiding the one-dollar VHS bargain bins in order to find hidden gems like this. Most of their content, as you’d imagine, comes from the 80s, when seemingly everyone had access to video cameras for the first time, and were making some really, really, really awful shit with them. If Hawk Jones was your cup of tea, head over to the website and do some perusing on your own.
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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.