Let Your Voice Be Heard!
The biggest aspect of America being the greatest country in the world is our infallible democracy. (Yes, I know using the word “infallible” is a bit of a stretch … but bear with me.) It’s a country where we are instructed, nay, demanded to let our voice be heard. Last year we all did our civic duty to elect a new President, but this year we all need to gather our selective powers and vote for a position much more important. Of course, I’m talking about Playboy’s Playmate of the Year.
Head over to Playboy.com immediately and submit your vote for your favorite of the 12 Playmates. Our official endorsement, by the way, is going to Miss April Hope Dworaczyk. We can write out a 1,000-word essay detailing why, exactly, we feel she is the right candidate for the position, listing how her various Turn-Ons and Turn-Offs are aligned with our own vision of the world, or how it’s about time America has a Playmate of the Year with a complicated last name like that. But instead, we’re just going to show you these three photos:
Case closed. Oh, unless you want to write in Marge Simpson. That’s our alternative endorsement.
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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.