Hump Day Q&A: Jaclyn Vallejos Isn’t Afraid to Show It Off
This week we’re talking about dirty jokes, Bengals football, skydiving, eyefucking the camera, the best pickup line ever and a whole lot more with model Jaclyn Vallejos. This stunning Southern California girl who admits to being either naked or in her underwear when she’s home with her three female roommates took some time to exchange emails with us. Vallejos tell us the camera is her number one fan but after this interview we’re sure that camera will have some competition in the form of you guys.
You just recently decided to focus on modeling. Why? What were up to before?
I’ve had many crazy jobs. From market research for GM to owning my own entertainment agency but I’ve actually been modeling since I was a little girl. My mom always had this idea my face was going to be her meal ticket. In a weird way it kind of was, considering I looked just like my mom. I guess you can say I got it from my momma! In the past I would get job offers and gigs here and there but I’ve always been super picky with my work so I didn’t accept everything that came my way. Modeling to me is an art form … I’ve always felt it was a way I can express myself through the lens and how the world can see a little deeper into me, even if it’s by a devilish grin.
You say you’re not easily offended. Tell us the dirtiest joke you’ve ever heard that didn’t offend you.
I’m definitely not offended easily. For one, I’m a bartender where 90% of my customers are male and second, I grew up daddy’s girl and the biggest tomboy. I’m a real guy’s girl and have always been around guys all my life. I love how guys don’t ever censor what they say or what they think whereas girls always have a hidden meaning or put on a show when they get around guys. As for jokes, I’ve got plenty but my favorite one right now is:
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
What’s the best thing about being Jaclyn Vallejos?
My family. I truly have the best family supporting everything I do. I believe it’s what gives me my strong foundation to be the person I am today. My confidence, my strong personality, my humor, my patience, my kindness, my inner strength and beauty is all an extension from my family and the way I grew up. I’m definitely not a conceited person but I am real and I know I’m a great lookin’ gal but I feel I’m a much more beautiful person on the inside than the outside. Being me is awesome and I wouldn’t want to be anyone else just maybe have their huge bank account. But seriously, even though I’m rich with the things that truly do matter it would be phenomenal to be rich so I wouldn’t have to work so hard!
When you’re wearing something sexy for a photo shoot, do you ever have your fans in mind? Are you thinking “The guys are going to love this outfit”?
Usually I imagine the camera is my lover’s eyes and I try to eyef*ck and seduce the camera. It doesn’t really matter what I’m wearing, sometimes I’m naked. It’s the attitude behind my eyes that makes it sexy. So to me the camera is my number one fan, and thankfully it loves me so far.
You mentioned that you work as a bartender which means you’re probably getting hit on by drunk guys all night. What’s the most popular pickup line you hear?
I absolutely love being a bartender! It’s really a great job. I love meeting new people and hearing all their crazy stories. Guys will occasionally throw me a few one liners like “I lost my number can I borrow yours?” But the best pickup line EVER has to be from my best friend when we first met 10 years ago.
I was at a club with a few friends and he comes up to me and says, “I don’t want to know your name, I don’t want to buy you a drink and I don’t want your number. All I want to do is dance with you.” Since he was super confident I figured he was going to be a great dancer so after about three hours of dancing our asses off he tells me, “Ok I lied, I’m going to buy you a drink.” He takes me to the bar, orders, then turns around and hands me a bottle of water and says, “You take care now” then friggen walked away! I was standing there like wowwwww! At that point I wanted to give him my number!! After that we would bump into each other almost every weekend and we became really good friends and now ten years later we’re like brother and sister and NO we never hooked up.
What would you say is your sexiest outfit? When do you wear it?
My birthday suit silly! That’s the sexiest outfit ever! I’m very comfortable in my own skin and not afraid to show it off. I have three girl roommates so I’m usually either naked or in my underwear when I’m at home. They’re a little on the shy side and think I’m crazy for walking around naked but hey it’s nothing they don’t have and God blessed me with great genes why hide it?
You look incredible in the photos wearing Chad Ochocinco’s jersey. Are you a football fan? Do you like guys who like sports?
Thank you! I’m a HUGE football and BENGAL fan. I’m probably one of the only ones here in California. But I don’t care. This year is our year especially since we signed TO! Yeahhh baybeeee! Everyone can kiss the baby! Child please! hahah But seriously we now have a great team with my Ochocinco and Terrell Owens or as I like to say Ochocinco & OchoUNO!
Any guy that is with me absolutely MUST like football and knows what he’s talking about not just the team colors. I love other sports too but I’m a NFL girl at heart.
What’s one thing that you haven’t done yet but would love to try some time?
Growing up I was a very fortunate girl and got to do a lot of things that most kids didn’t get to do. I’ve river rafted, I’ve lived on a yacht for a whole summer, I’ve been on cruises, I snowboard, ride dirt bikes, water ski, skateboard etc. But there’s one thing I still haven’t done which is Skydiving! I’ve been waiting for one of my brothers to turn 18 so me and my 3 brothers can all go together for the first time. I truly can’t wait. I’m so excited.
Would you consider yourself to be an aggressive girl? Do you like aggressive guys?
I’ve always been told I’m a passive aggressive girl, but I feel like I really am super aggressive when it comes to the things I want most. I usually get what I want and when I put my mind to it and focus, it’s pretty much over at that point. It’s a done deal. As for guys, I love a confident guy. That’s sexy. My guy definitely has to be confident especially with a girl like myself who’s always surrounded by guys. I’m a very loyal girl but it is my job to flirt when I’m bartending and it’s my job to make love to the camera when I’m modeling so my guy has to be assured of himself for it to work with me. I don’t want a guy to be insecure with my feelings for him since I don’t give him any reasons to feel that way. When I’m with a guy I’m truly 1000% with them. But yes it does take an aggressive not cocky guy to even catch my attention. Meagerness is not attractive neither is being overly cocky.
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