Babe Retrospective: Patricia Arquette
“Have a seat, young tykes, and let this old man tell you a little story. Joey, put that goddamn infernal iBlown or whatever-the-hell contraption away and pay attention. This story concerns you, too. Now, kids, you know that kind of older, somewhat larger, Milfish looking lady on that “Medium” show? The blond who looks like this? Well, what would you think if I told you that this lady, this Patricia Arquette, was once one of the hottest girls in the world. What’s that, lil’ Jimmy? You think I’m full of shit. Well, how about you look at the gallery below and eat your goddamn words, you sniveling asshole of a kid. The point is, now that she’s split up from her husband, grandpa here is going to try to catch her on the rebound. So get the hell out of here, you goddamn kids. Also, stay the fuck off my lawn on your way out.”
Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?
Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.
Here is a simple and innocent move that will instantly tell you if you're in the friend zone, or if she's waiting for you to kiss her.
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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.