We Wouldn’t Make Jessica Pare Get Us Coffee

Jessica Pare in Mad Men

Well, that was kind of a shocker of an ending to this season of “Mad Men,” wasn’t it? (As if I’d have to warn you, heavy spoilers follow.) Not only did Don Draper take the kids to Disneyland, but he also fucking proposed marriage to his secretary! While it seems like it was a bit out of left field, and no doubt much of the next season will have co-workers questioning this decision, it’s not like he’s making a rash decision. I mean, have you seen Jessica Pare, the actress who plays the secretary? Perhaps you saw her amazing breasts in “Hot Tub Time Machine.” (I’ll assume you’re going to go ahead and Google photos of that. I’ll wait. Alright, back yet?) In any case, with Pare presumably on board for a bigger role next season, it seems like Christina Hendricks may have some competition for the title of hottest actress in “Mad Men.” Time to step it up a bit, Christina! In a meantime, here’s more of Jessica.