Let’s Get To Know Hugh Hefner’s Future Wife
On Christmas, while you were at home nestled with the family watching your kids, or your brother’s or sister’s kids, or your own inner child opening presents, Playboy head honcho Hugh Hefner was busy announcing his engagement to his girlfriend on Twitter. (For a moment, let’s get past the insanity that a 84-year-old man is busying himself on Twitter.) The lucky lady is Crystal Harris, who was the Playmate of the Month in December of 2009 … and is 24 years old. Yes, that means an 84-year-old is banging a 24-year-old. Let’s all look at some of the less scantily-clad photos of Ms. Harris-soon-to-be-Mrs. Hefner and all hope to one day be as large of a stud as Hugh.
About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.