Red Alert: Jessica Biel is Newly Single

By: Rick Mosely
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Jessica Biel in yellow

We do not enjoy making a mockery of celebrity relationships in these parts. We don’t take pleasure when celebrities have to admit that their relationships are not working out and they have to admit their differences and break up in the midst of a media maelstrom. That said, when certain celebrities do announce they are no longer in the relationship they used to be (and, therefore, are newly single) we do get a little extra hop in our steps. Especially when they are as hot as, say, Jessica fucking Biel! That’s right, everyone. Her and Justin Timberlake have apparently broken up, meaning she is back on the market. And no, this isn’t going to change your life in ANY capacity. But it’s nice to think about. To help the thought process along, here’s a gallery of the classic beauty that is Jessica Biel.