Free Course: Eliminate Your Inner “Nice Guy” and Pass Girl’s Secret Tests

All posts by Rob J.

Posted November 16, 2009

I started writing the Another Date under Distress (A DuD) column to spotlight my own dating follies and courtship bloopers. And while I have a volume of memories that attest to poo ...

Hitting a New Level of Drunkenness: Weekend at Bernie’s Drunk

Posted November 12, 2009

Picture Nancy Kerrigan, right after she?d been ?Gilloolyed,? trying to pull off a Travolta-esque strut (circa?Saturday Night Fever). If you can see that, you can see my inebriated ...

Ruination of Modern English: The Plague of Internetspeak

Posted November 10, 2009

In case you\'ve been living in a garbage can for the past decade, people on the Internet write like retards. Sure, it may seem playful enough, maybe even a bit cute, but make no mi ...

I Heart Elizabeth Lambert: Thoughts on Male Attraction

Posted November 7, 2009

As a dating columnist, I spend a lot of time doling out advice on attracting and chasing babes. Although this may beg the question, what kinds of babes does Rob like? For me, I don ...

The Diary of Dumb Things I Did In College: The Wet Bandits Heist (Part IV)

Posted November 6, 2009

(Catch up here first, with Part I, Part II, and Part III) I picked up to a machine-gunning voice: ?The dean wants you in her office, immediately, first thing this morning.? T ...

The Diary of Dumb Things I Did In College: The Wet Bandits Heist (Part III)

Posted November 5, 2009

(Read Part II here) We bolted through the lobby and out the front door. Juggy Fats was running shirtless (yet still masked) the entire time. I?m still amazed no one stopped us a ...