How Telling a Story Can Get You Sex
I’m always a fan on any new info that pushes storytelling. It is a skill you need to master.- Bobby
Storytelling PUA by Ray Devans
Wouldn’t it be great if you could just open your mouth, tell a girl
a good story, and then turn her on so much that she wants to have
sex with you?
Well, I have good news, it actually is possible!
One of my favorite quotes is from Voltaire who said:
“Give me but 5 minutes to talk away my ugly face and I will bed the
Queen of France!”.
There was a man who knew the power of storytelling! But he wasn’t
the only man to realize this simple fact.
I remember back in college I knew a guy in my college fraternity
who would tell the most interesting stories.
If we were in a party setting, he might start telling his story to
just a few people, but inevitably by the time he ended his story,
other people nearby would have stopped their conversations in order
to listen to him.
He was an average looking guy, and didn’t dress very well (he
usually looked like a white version of MC Hammer), but he had much
more success with women than most of the guys in our fraternity.
I spent all of my college years wondering what made him so popular
with women, and only years later I realized it was his ability to
tell really interesting, compelling stories.
There are many levels on which telling good stories will make you
irresistible to women. Lets look at some of these:
1. Center of attention – a good story teller can make himself
the center of attention in almost any social setting. If people
are gathered around you listening to you, other people who are out
of earshot will see you as a leader and someone they want to meet.
2. Good feelings linked to you – if you tell a good story that
makes a woman laugh or just generally feel good, she automatically
associates those feelings with you.
3. Excuse to talk about sex – combine good story telling with
sexual themes, and you can get a woman thinking about sex
indirectly. The friend I mentioned above used to tell a story
about how he woke naked in a sorority house with lipstick marks on
his neck after a night of drinking. He had to grab a roll of
toilet paper to cover his private parts so he could walk back home.
Women absolutely loved this story, but it allowed him to hint that
he had maybe had sex in a sorority house, and forced the women to
imagine him naked. Done properly, this can work wonders with
4. Chance to attract her without bragging – imagine what would
happen if you told a girl “I have a nice car, my friends are cool
and we do fun things, and I have had a girlfriend who was a model.”
She would be immediately turned off. But if these things are
true, then you must have at least one or two stories that you can
tell that introduce them as assumed facts, but in an indirect and
entertaining way that might even seem humble if you do it right.
If you are not yet a good storyteller, don’t worry, it can be
learned. The first step is just to write down a number of cool
stories that you already know, and make them more interesting. If
you don’t have any, then start from scratch.
Then practice telling them in front of a mirror or better yet
record yourself on video. Then once you feel it’s perfect, start
telling it just to your guy friends, then move on to telling it to
mixed groups of people.
When you get good at telling single stories, then you can learn to
leave one story unfinished and start another, only to leave that
one unfinished and go back to the original story. This technique
is devastating and keeps listeners literally on the edge of their
Some tips to remember for good story telling are:
– Use a lot of hand gestures and body language
– Speak loudly and project your voice, especially in a loud social
– Add pauses for dramatic effect
There is plenty more that you can find out about story telling
through online resources and books. Combined with the information
in our newsletters and our “Art of the Pickup” DVDs, you will be
unstoppable with women when you master the art of storytelling!
About MikeStoute Michael Stoute here, and at your service. I am a writer/editor/lover and a fighter. My words are weapons of wisdom so watch out, you may learn something...or better yet, maybe you can teach me something! Have a question? Please try to leave it in the comments, it will get a faster response than an email. Otherwise, Email Me