I’m Fat… So what?
Well, fat…might be exaggerating a bit, but old Bobby Rio is definitely far from the best shape of his life. Oh… I know because my friends love to keep pointing it out. I’ve been getting all the big belly jokes, the “time to hit the gym” jokes, the “are you married” jokes… and you know what? It don’t bother me a bit.
Why? Because Bobby Rio will have one of the hottest girls in the room whether he’s got wash board abs… or bitch tits. That’s the bottom line. So now I embrace my belly. My girl teases me saying I love to show it off. I love to get caught eating cookies or something then point at the belly and smile. Because I can.
I’m not trying to sound cocky, but it wasn’t always this way. I bring this whole topic up because I had an odd flash back to a conversation I had back in like freshman year of high school with a friend. During this conversation I told my friend that I had to lose weight. I told him the only reason I’ve never had a girlfriend is because i was too fat. It was what I believed. For the next couple years I had the mentality that if I go to the gym long enough, work out hard enough… I’m bound to finally get some pussy.
I let being out of shape be my crutch. I blamed all my problems with girls on the fact that I was kind of chubby. Well, needless to say years went by, and I have gone on to do things with girls that some guys will only dream of. And I did it on my terms. I’ve never had the best body… sometimes my body looked good, other times I was borderline slovenly… but I built my inner game. I learned how to interact with women. I was confident. And I scored. Sometimes I’d fuck a girl so hot..I’d be on top of her doing it, and then catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and think “Bobby you are one lucky guy…”
Anyone I hope Mysterys VH1 Show “The Pickup Artist” has some fat guys on it. And I hope they clean up with the ladies. I’m tired of fat guys blaming their lack of pussy on a few extra pounds.
About Bobby Rio I'm Bobby Rio, one of the founders of TSB. I tend to write about what is on my mind so you'll find a mix of self development, social dynamics and dating articles/experiences. For a collection of some of my favorite articles check them out.