She Can’t Stop Saying Penis: The Top 5 Slips Swears On Live TV
It happens to the best of us. You talk a little too fast, your words get muddled, and soon instead of talking about a â€œchicken huntâ€ youâ€™re ducking a barrage of purse smacks. Thing is, when it happens to us normal folks weâ€™re not in front of a national audience like, say, CNNâ€™s Zain Verjee, who canâ€™t seem to get male genitals off her mind:
No better way to wrap up the week than with some accidental penis. With that in mind, letâ€™s take a look at the top five slip-swears that have gotten through the broadcast censors and into our sacred homes, where our children are supposed to be safe from the potty mouths of cable news anchors.
CNN, the bastion of filth, canâ€™t stop talking about boobies!
Apparently, when Fox News says â€œfair and balancedâ€, theyâ€™re talking about balls.
Shepard Smith canâ€™s stop talking about blowjobs!
More like the CONDOM News Network! Am I right, people?!?!
And weâ€™ll end with Australia, who obviously have some racist homophobia to get over still.
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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.