Clip Reel: Worst Opening Day Pitches Ever

“Worst Pitch Ever”

Sorry for the poor quality of the video, but you should still get the gist of what transpired. According to a short documentary based on this pitch [LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCDm0bHWyho] – which includes a more crisp video of the pitch if you have the patience to wade through the awful Blair Witchian imagery – a sports reporter was asked to throw out a first pitch and, well, there’s a reason he’s writing rather than playing.

And since I don’t want to leave you with a bad taste in your mouths, let’s break into the 2009 MLB season the right way: By showcasing the greatest pitch ever thrown in the history of baseball.

Play ball!