Your Bears Cutler Jersey In Two Easy Steps

By: Rick Mosely

Last week, before Opening Day and before the (horrible) NCAA men’s basketball championship, the biggest news of the week was the Chicago Bears making a trade with the Denver Broncos for Jay Cutler, giving them their first potential franchise quarterback since Sid Luckman, who was behind center from 1940-1948.

And since there’s no such thing as a recession-proof anything, we thought we’d help out some Bears fans who just don’t have the funds to justify plunking down upwards of $60 for their new favorite player’s jersey. Instead, make one yourself with these two easy steps!

All you’ll need are: (a) A jersey of former Bears kicker Kevin Butler, which no doubt any true Bears fan has collecting dust in his closet; (b) a Chicago Bears “C” logo; (c) needle and thread; (d) some duct tape.

Step One: Get that old Kevin Butler jersey out of storage.

Step Two: Make the following alternations, put it on your back, and don’t wash it again until Jay Cutler leads the team to the promised land.

Simple Trick Tells You if a Girl Wants You to Kiss Her

Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?

Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

Here is a simple and innocent move that will instantly tell you if you're in the friend zone, or if she's waiting for you to kiss her.

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