Gym Bags

Ever noticed the cast of characters at the gym? There’s always the juicing geriatric case, the guys scream-grunting in overexertion, and, well, little old you. Personally, I always find it best to make a fast getaway before any of the sweaty hulks try to engage in a conversation about leg extensions, Creatine, or anything not along the lines of “You finished with those weights?” The best getaways are not just about avoiding eye contact and hustling though, they’re also about equipping yourself with the proper escape artist technology, i.e. a gym bag. It’s pretty difficult getting from the locker room to down the street at the safe haven that is Starbucks if you’re juggling your water bottle, your lifting gloves, and your change of clothes. So if only for your mental health and antisocial tendencies, pick up one of these gym bag this spring.

American Apparel Stag Bag

Sleek, shiny, and black, this oversized bag would make Batman proud.
Gimme some of that.

Nike Team Training II Medium Duffle

What’s black and white and red all over?
Gimme some of that.

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About TracyOneill Tracy is a freelance writer based out of Brooklyn obsessed with nutritional supplements, mediocre music, audacious (to put it politely) apparel, literary giants, and perfecting the fine art of the Sunday Bloody Mary.

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