This Man Is A Better Fan Than You
There are sports enthusiasts, and there are Sports Enthusiasts. The former are those who follow their teams on a daily basis, can recite every name on their current roster as well as any past Hall of Fame players, and swap with ease between criticizing their GM for not making a certain move and giving you written-in-stone scientifically-proven statistics that show, once-and-for-all, their team is better than your team. The latter are guys like this:
The photo comes from the Chicago Sun-Times blog [via Deadspin] by a reporter who was covering Ruben Brown’s Motorcycle Run, a charity ride through 100 miles of the Chicagoland area led by the Bears offensive lineman. During the trip he stumbled upon Glenn Timmermann, a 45-year-old Bears fanatic with over 92 tattoos, many of which were traced over actual autographs by Bears players and coaches. Here’s another pic for your viewing pleasure:
So yeah, just think of this guy next time you think you’re the greatest sports fan out there. You’re not.
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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.