Megan Fox Will Eat Your Entrails, Suck Your Soul

Being plastered left and right all over the Internet this week is the new “red band trailer” – which essentially means it contains hardcore language that will make your mother weep – of the new Megan Fox joint Jennifer’s Body. In it, Fox plays some kind of demon-possessed cheerleader soul eater who seemingly uses her innate sexuality and perfect body to lure unsuspecting jock/frat types into desolate places where she can eat them. Or something. Basically, think Species but with demons and in high school. Here’s the afore-mentioned trailer:

The movie comes from the pen of Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody, a name that will either get your ass into the theater on opening night or force you to steer clear from the movie for the rest of your life depending on what you thought of the super-quirk that was Juno. This really doesn’t look too shabby – who doesn’t enjoy demon-feast movies? – and the comic/horror tone seems similar to the surprising Teeth – which kept me away from vagina for a whole two weeks for fear of having my Johnson bitten off! – but the key will be if Megan Fox can actually act as opposed to just running around being chased by giant transforming robots. That, and if there will be an actual Megan Fox nude scene. (While photos have been leaked – something that got us a rad cease-and-desist letter last year – Internet reports are still sketchy as to whether or not the nude scene made the final cut.) As always, make sure to stay tuned to TSB for the latest Megan Fox showing her boobies news.


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