Eat A Real Burger: The Cheese & Burger Society

By: Rick Mosely
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Sick of those disgusting, laid-back, wimpy little eighth-pound patties slapped onto a soggy bun and thrown together with a piece of lettuce, tomato and cheese? Then maybe it’s time to get your paperwork in order and apply for membership in the Cheese & Burger Society. That way, you can get recipes for such culinary delights like this bad boy, the Havana:

Havana

Or this debacle of a burger, the Macho Nacho:

The website is essentially a cleverly-disguised ad by the Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board to get people to buy their cheese. But really, it’s the best kind of ad there is: Funny, extreme, and actually useful with all of the recipes there at your fingertips. It’s kind of like This Is Why You’re Fat , but with things that are actually appetizing.

No word yet if membership into the society comes with a buy one, get one free trip to the emergency room.