New iPhone Commercial Showcases Amazing New Features

By: Rick Mosely
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Oh, that Steve Jobs. Always with his finger on the pulse of America, knowing just what various iPhone applications are necessary for iUsers to live their iLives to the iFullest. Whether it be a place to find the best, most cost-effective food in your area (UrbanSpoon) or the ability to throw out your variously-pitched whoopee cushions for a single flatulence noisemaker (iFart), Apple always knows just what features to release onto an unsuspecting society.

Just take a look at what’s on the slate for this upcoming year:

Obviously, it’s a joke. But if no one actually tries developing the software mentioned in the video that allows you to find someone on Match.com who looks incredibly like your old girlfriend, I’ll be ashamed at everyone involved with the computer programming industry.

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Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?

Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

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