Get In Line, Fatties: Free UK Breakfast If You Eat Quick!
From our allies across the pond – and our Internet neighbors over at Boing Boing – comes the news of a new breakfast challenge in the UK. At Mario’s Café in Westhoughton, Bolton – in case any of our readers are viewing this overseas – for the low, low price of 10 British pounds (the equivalent of a little over 16 bucks) you get:
10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms.
This is what that mess of a meal looks like:
However, the challenge comes in with the fact that if you wolf down the entire meal within 20 minutes, WITHOUT the aid of a beverage, you get the entire thing for free! And in this harsh economic climate, can’t we all use a little more free in our lives? Especially when it comes in the form of gorging the fuck out of ourselves?
Thing is, this is probably a big challenge to those British folk who haven’t trained their stomachs to partake in such culinary stuffings, unlike us Americans! I say we charter a flight, show them how we do it here in the good ol’ U.S. of A., and put that damn place out of business! Who’s with me?
About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.