So Long, Swimming: The GhostShark

So, you know how every now on then, especially if you live on either of the two coasts of America, you occasionally take a nice quick dip in the ocean, perhaps to surf or just to wade in some salt water that is apparently healthy for one?s body, mind and soul? Well, guess the fuck what? This whole time, while we?ve been swimming in the ocean, we?ve been swimming with this fucking thing: has the story. Apparently, this new thing was just discovered off the coast of Southern California ? a neck of the woods where I live, by the way ? just stone-cold swimming around. And this sucker has some weird sexual organs as well:

Perhaps the most intriguing feature of the newly described species, Hydrolagus melanophasma, is a presumed sexual organ that extends from its forehead called a tentaculum.

?They have this club on the top of their head with spikes. People think it?s used for mating,? Long said. ?It?s like a little mace with little spikes and hooks and it fits into their forehead. It?s jointed and it comes out. We?re not sure if it is used to stimulate the female or hold the female closer.?

You can follow the link to read the rest of the story, but I think I?m good. The picture was enough to keep me land-locked for the foreseeable future.

Free Video Series Eliminate Your Inner "Nice Guy" & Pass Women's Secret Tests img


This free training course shows you how to finally break free of your “nice guy” habits ruining your sex life.

Fill out form below to start your FREE Course

* This is a FREE service and no credit card required.

About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.

Join the Community img

Join over 84,012 other “Anti Nice Guys” in the TSB Magazine Facebook community.

Join The Community

View Free Videos img

Discover the "Innocent Trick" That Reveals What a Girl Thinks About You...


View Free Video