A List: The Worst Films Of All Time
Lists are the definition of link-bait. A person comes up with a somewhat clever idea, writes about two funny capsules, pulls another four items on that list out of their ass, posts it up, and just waits for the hits to come in. While there’s no scientific proof of this, if you told me they make up over 86% of the known Internet, I’d believe you. That said, every now and then, there’s one worth alerting our readers to, like this list of the 100 Worst Movies Reviewed of All Time over at RottenTomatoes.com.
Why this list works is simple: It uses the one thing the website is good at – tabulating various ratings from various sources – and ranks the fuck out of them! And just to give you an idea at some of the awful movies on this list, Glitter is only 99.
So folks, the question remains: How many of these horrible atrocities have you witnessed? Myself? I’ve only seen one all the way through (The Whole Ten Yards) and parts of a few others. Because I’m a snobby filmgoer!
Leave your own answers in the comments for what you’re seen. Person who’s seen the most of these awful movies wins a, let’s say, an ecard calling you stupid for wasting so much money? Sure. That sounds good.
About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.