Cool Shit: The Bulletproof Pocket Square


Designer: ?You know what we need??

Assistant: ?What?s that, sir??

Designer: ?Some kind of new take on the classic pocket square??

Assistant: ?Can you change it and keep it classic??

Designer: ?There must be a way ??

(five hours later)

Assistant: ?How about disposable??

Designer: ?In this day and age of environment-friendly liberals? It?ll never fly.?

(five hours later)

Assistant: ?Pocket squares that double as toilet paper??

Designer: ?I am trying my hardest not to punch you in the face right now.?

(another ten hours later)

Assistant: ?I don?t know, bulletproof?

Designer: ?Fuck it. Whatever. Sure. Let?s go get a drink.?

Assistant: ?Why are we talking in English anyway? Aren?t we German??

Designer: ?Who knows at this point??

With that said, there is a minor clause in this company?s claim that deserves mentioning:

* If a gun is aimed at you, fired, and the slug hits you, you will be hurt despite the properties of the square; The impact of the projectile itself is likely to fracture, crack or break your bones and bruise you.?According to the specifications of the textile, a ballistic projectile such as a bullet will not pass through thirty two layers of this material.?We take NO responsibility for those who feel compelled to test the endurance or resistance of the textile in any way.

Go! Buy it! Now! It?s worth it to protect a very, very, very, very, very small part of your body!


Simple Trick Tells You if a Girl Wants You to Kiss Her

Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?

Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

Here is a simple and innocent move that will instantly tell you if you're in the friend zone, or if she's waiting for you to kiss her.

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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.

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