Fun With Art: You Are Adam!
Fun little piece of public art outside of an unknown medical office:
Hey, look! It’s that famous painting of Creation by Michaelangelo on the ceiling of the Sistene Chapel in the Vatican! But instead of God connecting fingers with his first creation Adam (eat it, Eve!), it can be you! Simply press the elevator button (going up, not down, since hell is down there below) and head up to Dr. Kim’s plastic surgery office on 3F.
That’s right. This little piece of public art is really an advertisement to urge people to become “born again” with plastic surgery. Because, you know, God really didn’t intend their bodies to look as gross and disgusting as they do now. So why don’t you head on up to Dr. Kim’s, strap in that gas mask, and let the good doctor fix another one of the Lord’s Mistakes.
About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.