Fun Stuff: The Emergence Of The Dick Towel
As everyone should know by now, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is currently the funniest program on television, no matter the station, no matter the night. For those who have yet to experience its greatness, to give you a primer course, for the past five seasons, “The Gang” has been utilizing a number of get-rich-quick schemes to buy their way out of Paddy’s Pub, the bar they co-own in Philadelphia. These schemes take the form of everything from hocking mittens for your kittens, to writing lyrics to a rock opera song about someone coming into your room and probably raping you, to parlay a baby they found into a dumpster into a money-making child actor.
But one of the most unique products The Gang has tried to sell came this last season. It was nothing but a simple towel. With a picture of a dick on it. Hence: Dick Towels.
You should all buy one, is the main thrust (if you will) of this post. But also of note is the fact that the dick towels are now showing up (accidentally) in major network news stories:
Christmas is already over, sure. But there really is no wrong occasion to give the gift of a dick towel.
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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.