Nerds Unite: Star Wars Burlesque!

For the longest time, nerds have had a very limited amount of masturbatorial material. We all know the go-to for guys who want to get their own wookie into shape ? by which I mean, your penis! ? was Princess Leia and the golden bikini; even the epitome of hotness Natalie Portman wasn?t able to dethrone her with that other trilogy. That?s why the fact that fanboys have been given another piece of material to R2 their D2 is such big news.

Folks: Burlesque!

That?s right, a burlesque show featuring ladies dressed up like different characters from the movies. And I?m not just talking a whole bunch of Princess Leias. I?m talking Stormtroopers (as seen above), C-3POs, Boba Fetts and even Jabba the Huts. Head over this way for a full gallery. It?s well worth the click.