Plans That Are Bound To Fail: The All-White Basketball League
Well, this certainly is a plan that is bound to fail:
The All-American Basketball Alliance announced in a news release Sunday evening that it intends to start its inaugural season in June and hopes Augusta will be one of 12 cities with a team.
“Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league” the statement said.
You read it right, everyone. An all white basketball league. It’s just like the NBA, except without the talent, athleticism, excitement, jumping ability, shooting touch, no-look passes, behind-the-back dribbles, or any kind of over the rim action! In other words: A league of Washington Generals.
All that said, I’d probably watch it for at least a game, if only to see douchebags like this:
About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.