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Porn Star Of The Decade: Lupe Fuentes

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Listen. This is definitely not a post about the “hottest” or the “best looking” or the “most prone to taking eighteen cocks

Lupe Fuentes with an apple

Lupe Fuentes with an apple

up their ass” kind of rating for a porn star. That, honestly, is something that can only be determined by a person’s own taste. (For example, someone besides me may think that one of these enormously faked boobed ladies are the best around … and more power to them. Huge fake titties just aren’t my thing.) No, what we’re here to celebrate is the good-natured soul of a particular porn star. And that award — for now — goes to Miss Lupe Fuentes.

Why Lupe? Because last week, one of her fans purchased a DVD of hers in Venezuela. Now, you see, Lupe is one of those porn stars who, while above the age of consent when it comes to porn, is one of those “younger looking” actresses who a certain type of porn connoisseur enjoy. (Again, no judgments. Just not my thing.) In any case, the cops busted the fan and charged him with illegally possessing child pornography, a charge that could have resulted in 20 years in prison! But Miss Lupe, upon hearing the news, wouldn’t stand for it, so she went down to the judge herself and proved she was legally of age:

At the time Little Lupe the Innocent; Don’t Be Fooled By Her Baby Face was produced, Fuentes was able to prove she was 19-years-old and all charges against Simon-Timmerman were dismissed. “Lupe walked into the courtroom and it was like a courtroom drama movie,” Assistant Public Defender Hector L. Ramos-Vega said. “Justice was served and Carlos is a free man thanks to Lupe.”

“Lupe is not only the world’s youngest looking porn star, but a humanitarian who cares about justice and cares about her fans,” Ramos-Vega concluded.

Now that, my friends, is service. Miss Lupe Fuentes, we salute you.

(All that said, we do not condone jerking off to photos of people who look underage. That’s gross. We here just enjoy justice.)

About Rick Mosely

Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.

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One Comment

  1. Ouch

    May 7, 2010 at 2:35 am

    You’re a pretty bad writer.

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