Creepy Product Watch: Who Wants To Smell Like A Vagina?

If there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years, it’s that guys LOVE smelling like a vagina?!?!?!

Wait. What?

This isn’t the newest news — this product has been out since March — but it just came across our radar. Apparently, there’s a German company who went ahead and found a way to scientifically recreate the smell of a woman’s naughty parts, bottle it, and sell it to men (or maybe women? I’m not entirely sure who this product is for) as “Vulva” cologne. This is a real thing, people. Complete with one of the creepiest ads you’ll ever see:

So, yeah. The way they’re selling this is by having a stalker guy wait for a woman to get off the exercise bike and then smell the fuck out of it. Crazy Germans.

A quick Google search led me to this fascinating interview over at Vice about the product. (Be careful, a few images on the website are quite Not Safe For Work.) Here’s a quick quote from the creator:

Vulva is real. We tried several samples from women of all ages. We didn’t take the scent after someone had run a marathon or anything, but it is a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal.

Alright, urine! In any case, is there anyone out there who has tried this? Let us know in the comments!

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