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Happy Day After Fourth Of July Where Everybody Is Not In Their Offices Working And Instead Nursing Hangovers From Drinking Too Much Alcohol And Consuming Too Many Hearty Beef Treats, everyone!
Seeing as today is one of those days where there’s just about no one on the Internet, we’re going to have a little fun with this first post of the week. Instead of getting too heavy-handed or serious right off the bat, let’s all have? a laugh at one of the more ridiculous aspects of life. By which, of course, I mean women! Specifically, their smelly vaginas!
We’ve all been there, gentlemen. You’re heading down south with your wife when your nose is struck with a heavy hammer of pungent odor. For whatever reason, their deep, yawning chasms are full of weird smells and horribly disgusting bits and pieces that are reminiscent of rancid meat, making us gag whenever we get close to them. In many cases, the wafting stenches cause us to wretch and vomit, ironically forcing them to cook us another meal because our last one just got flushed down the toilet. You know what I’m talking about, right?
LUCKILY, there’s Lysol brand douche, which offers women the chance to win back the love of their husbands by washing out their filthy vaginas with scientifically prepared soda water. Technology!
So guys, purchase this brand for your lady friends and allow them one more chance before you ship them off to the psychiatric ward and get yourself a second wife who will wash out their disgusting bearded hatchet wound. Buy now, and 10% of your money will go towards the “Women Should Still Not Be Allowed To Vote Fund.”
(This was, mind you, a real ad people!)
Enjoy the rest of the day, folks.
About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.