It Was Inevitable: Live the Sheen Dream


So, Charlie Sheen.

What more can be said about the man. (No, really. What more? He’s been in every news portal for the past 72 hours and shows no sign of slowing down. If you HAVE, somehow, missed the insanity that has been Charlie Sheen, the best place to recap is probably over at the A.V. Club. They’ve really been earning their money over there tracking every twist, turn, and Warlock mention that has befallen us, the Sheen watchers, over the past week.)

It was only a matter of time before someone put together the INSANE quotes he has been making and turned it into one of those single-serving style websites.

Behold! Live the Sheen Dream!

Essentially, it’s a compilation of his stranger sayings that he’s graced us all with over the past week. Some of our favorites:

“She was attacking me with a small fork.”

“I literally woke up and it was Christmas.”

“Pure and complete gnarly-isms.”

“I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’.”

And of course:


Sure, a lot of these might not make a whole lot of sense out of context. But that’s the beauty of Charlie Sheen. Even IN context, these quotes make no sense.

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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.

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