“The Hangover” Star Named People’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
So, People magazine just named a member of the Wolfpack its “Sexiest Man Alive.”
This star of “The Hangover,” with “dazzling baby blues and a killer smile” is supposedly hotter than all of us schmoes. I know you’re probably thinking, “How does Zach Galifianakisdo it?” Unfortunately, a pot belly and hilarity do not a “Sexiest Man Alive” make. That distinction this year goes to Bradley Cooper aka Phil Wenneck.
In an interview with People regarding the award/title/bullcrap accolade, Cooper gave all of us “decent-looking” guys some hope, saying “I think it’s really cool that a guy who doesn’t look like a model can have this [title].” All it takes is average looks, millions of dollars and worldwide fame! Easy!
In all fairness to Mr. Cooper, it takes a little bit more to earn the gossip rag’s approval. Learn how to cook, speak French and ride a motorcycle and you just might have a shot at being crowned The Sexiest Man in (Insert Your City Name Here) Alive. And now that Cooper’s splitsville with Renée Zellweger, here’s your chance to show her your money — all $100 of it.
Read the People article to find out more about your blue-eyed competition. Being that “The Hangover 2” was worse than two actual hangovers combined, I don’t suggest modeling yourself after this guy. It might not hurt, however, to learn some French. Les femmesl’aiment. Google it.
About John Brhel John Brhel is a freelance writer from upstate New York that enjoys picking apart life's idiosyncrasies and listening to Huey Lewis & the News.