“The Hangover” Star Named People’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
So, People magazine just named a member of the Wolfpack its ?Sexiest Man Alive.?
This star of ?The Hangover,? with ?dazzling baby blues and a killer smile? is supposedly hotter than all of us schmoes. I know you?re probably thinking, ?How does Zach Galifianakisdo it?? Unfortunately, a pot belly and hilarity do not a ?Sexiest Man Alive? make.? That distinction this year goes to Bradley Cooper aka Phil Wenneck.
In an interview with People regarding the award/title/bullcrap accolade, Cooper gave all of us ?decent-looking? guys some hope, saying ?I think it’s really cool that a guy who doesn’t look like a model can have this [title].” All it takes is average looks, millions of dollars and worldwide fame! Easy!
In all fairness to Mr. Cooper, it takes a little bit more to earn the gossip rag?s approval. Learn how to cook, speak French and ride a motorcycle and you just might have a shot at being crowned The Sexiest Man in (Insert Your City Name Here) Alive. And now that Cooper?s splitsville with Ren?e Zellweger, here?s your chance to show her your money — all $100 of it.
Read the People article to find out more about your blue-eyed competition. Being that ?The Hangover 2? was worse than two actual hangovers combined, I don?t suggest modeling yourself after this guy. It might not hurt, however, to learn some French. Les femmesl’aiment. Google it.
About John Brhel John Brhel is a freelance writer from upstate New York that enjoys picking apart life's idiosyncrasies and listening to Huey Lewis & the News.