Must-Watch: Decoding Your Girl’s Emotional States

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In an interview he gave earlier this year, renowned physicist Stephen Hawking, the man who has forgotten more of the universe’s mysteries than the rest of us, combined, ever had a chance to learn, said that the greatest mystery of all doesn’t have to do with the space-time continuum, what’s on the inside of a wormhole, or what the was first tipping point that allowed our universe to be created in the first place. Instead, his vote for the universe’s greatest mystery goes to something we can all relate to:

“Women. They are a complete mystery to me.”

If a man with an IQ of 160 doesn’t have a chance, then how will any of us?

When a girl asks how fat she is, how are you supposed to react? When she begins to cry out of nowhere, what are you supposed to do? If you’re having a nice loose conversation about whoever’s attractive or what movie star has the nicest rack, and suddenly she loses it, what the fuck are you supposed to do?

Luckily, there are some women out there who are also kind enough to help us decipher these mysteries. One such lady is the lovely Harley Quinn over at AskMen.com, who put together this video that will help us guys both understand what kind of message that women are trying to send to us, and then what we’re supposed to do with that knowledge. The video, obviously, is vital for us all to watch: