Mystery’s Book Store Opener
For all you book store sargers, who love sitting there pretending to read. add this opener to your arsonal.
BOOKSTORE OPENER from Mystery
Buy a bag of gummy worms and hide one in your hand the next time you target a woman in a bookstore while she reads a book. Walk up next to her, smile and say, “Can I see your book for a sec? Look at this, it’s a book worm.” Pretend to pull the gummy worm from her book and then humorously bite its head off.
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